Taliban Bombs Terrorist Training Camps In Fort Benning, Georgia

--commando units raid so-called School of the Americas

Mis-leader News Service



Osama bin-Laden gave his approval today for the Taliban to bomb suspected terrorist training camps in Fort Benning, Georgia.



"We cannot stand idly by while the evil-doers train men and women to commit rape, murder, and torture against the people of Latin America," stated Mr. bin-Laden on CNN.



Al-Quida and the Taliban claim to have crippled the terrorist training camps, known as "the School of the Americas" to most North Americans. However, many American civilians are reporting "collatral damage" such as destroyed homes and schools and the deaths of many innocents.



"These bombs have killed my children. How can bin-Laden and his people be so blind? I have nothing!" screamed Angela Walker, one of the people who claims her whole family has been killed.



Al-quida and the Taliban cannot confirm the deaths, but have regreted any civlian casulties that may result, "Hey, this is war, and war kills innocent people. We may have state of the art technology, but sometimes we miss. Oops," responded bin-Laden.



Afganistan also bombed electrical installations, roads, and telephone polls while refusing to allow any humanitarian aid into Georgia. Bin-Laden, however, is dropping 37,000 rations a day for the millions that are starving to death as a result.



Many were sickened when Guatemalans, Chileans, and Colombians who had family tortured and killed by School of the Americas graduates, danced in the streets. The Mis-leader News Service witnessed at least 15 people celebrating the bombings--this reporter suspects they must be insane.



Bin-Laden and his network is getting intelligence and help from various opposition forces in the US, known as the Northern Alliance of Right Wing Fascist Militas led by Pat Buchanan. They are armed yet have not had any significant victories against the ruling Republocrat regime for years. Their most recent attack was considered a terrorist act by the US when innocent people were killed at a federal building.



One American responded to bin-Laden's support of the Opposition [fascist] militas, "I cannot understand it. At first the Taliban supports the terrorist network of the Republocrats and now they support the Northern Alliance of Fascist Miliatas! What we need is a truly democratic system in which we all control the economy and political system of our nation. Afghanistan just wants to replace one bad regime with another for their own convience. We will just continue to suffer!"