PUNISHMENT NOT TOUGH ENOUGH FOR CONSPIRATORIAL HOODLUMS

By Boneless Fillet of Chicken

I am writing this article as a journalist at Funky Rubber Chicken Productions, and a great concern has come over me as I do so. You see, the company founder, "funky rubber chicken," as it calls itself, is not a REAL chicken at all. It is a non-gendered, PSEUDO-foul, made entirely of RUBBER! Rubber that has been molded and shaped into the LIKENESS of a chicken, but rubber that is, altogether, NOT a chicken.

Yeah! And THANK GAWD those dilligent FBI folks are there reading emails and tapping phone calls, SWAT teams on call, to help protect our freedom! Bravo!

Excellent. Long live Boneless!

I am hoping to see more discussion and planning in terms of strategies to encourage the mainstream media to cover the issues raised by the demonstrations in LA and to fairly and accurately cover the demonstrations. Contacting the media will not result in good journalism. Direct action needs to take place in their office lobbies, in front of their trucks, and in front of their entrances. The media complicity and black outs in Philadelphia make it very clear that the message we hope to bring to the public will be silenced or distorted by the media. The only thing to do is to make the price for such duplicity high.