All that glittery stuff they always drop from the ceiling at these things. Why not just use dollar bills, and send the real message about how to influence Demopublican campaigns? Imagine 200,000 dollar bills dropping from the roof. It's chump change for these companies. Everyone gets to scoop up enough for a nice dinner.
If you have not as yet read my situationist French classic, please avail yourself of it. Although Society of the Spectacle was written during the events of May in 1968 Paris, its message is most apt to the present American absurdity, (which is benefitting nobody or anything). It just shows that Americans in general have no idea what to do with their time. You are truly the lost people.