Assaults against me have been on the upswing as of late. I'm not sure if its because they know I'm close to discovering the identity of the assailants or because I simply know too much. The most recent attacks have come in the form of thievery. They have been conducting their onslaughts in almost imperceptable ways. Most notably, they want to steal my time and maybe prevent further progress. I'm detailing these attacks on my person below, and it won't be long until I reveal the identities of the goons behind these manipulations for all to know here on the internet. Be forewarned, goons.

Steeling my day, minute by minute.

How many lives are being wated by these goons?

Theft.

I'm getting close.

Time keeps on slippin slippin slippin...

Your days are numbered, spooks.

Obviously subtlety is not their long suit......

Yes, those bill collectors can be nasty and persistent. But you can help keep them away by refusing to let aggressive salespeople talk you into purchasing official Green Beret hand to hand fighting equipment or biographies of Hillary Duff on credit.

Indymedia sure is full of them! Meyer London, Sheepdip, KPC, Hex Anon w/ encryption, the Kobes and now this guy (The Green Lantern)... what a bunch of marginalize weenies!

Take your meds...........

particularly since this wacko is one of yours.

Those bill collectors are after Max because his check bounced when he paid for those wholesale deliveries of cheetos to his home.

And on the drive home...

wasted days and wasted nights...

10? 12??...

They're sending me psycotronic message at the intersections.....

they say, "take me to your leader."

Goons must have been asleep at the switch.....

Their MO is to change every traffic light I go through to red, in case you haven't figure it out.

They've cost me at least 48 minutes today.

For every minute of mine, I'm going to take a year of yours.

Want to play a game of "red light, green light" Meyer?

Of course, his tinfoil hat is a bit tight.

Hey Max. Are you the man at the switch?

A man don't really need much to get the word out...

It seems as if Max has a new nick. He drives too much.

Hey sheep? You sure this nutcase isn't one of your long, lost siblings?

They say it's genetic.

I have seen the enemy and it's just another twit by the name of Max or Green Light.

Someone who really wants to be a wit but is only halfway there.

Better lay off the peace-pipe kemosabe. I'm not your enemy.

And I think you know only what The Green Lantern wants you to know. Just ask him.

CUCKOO!

... is the enemy of all mankind. Don't start feeling special. You have company.

Sheesh, you're transparent in your dimwitted fashion.

Geez sweety, I believe you've done gone and hurt my feelin's.

Oh. Nevermind. Just a little gas.

Don't tell me. You were really getting into that green lantern conspiracy stuff, until you found out it was me (wink, wink)?

Well, I'll try to be a little less inconspicuous next time, just for you sheep-poo.

It smelled like you from here.

I really have a lot of admiration for you. Seriously.

Day after day, you keep on fightin' the good fight.

How many convo's you think we've had?