The three gangs

and want more guns.

The Sunni, Shia and Israeli gangs.

The Sunnis hate the Shias and the Shias hate the Sunnis and they both hate the Israelis and the Israelis hate them all.

Lovely.

Sell them all guns.

We want the filthy oil from the Sunnis and Shias and we want our Congress and White House back from the Israelis.

If we cut out our dependency on oil we could let the Oil states go back to their tents and camel dung fires and the Israelis to banging their heads on that old wall in Jerusalem.