Hillery and Obama to elope

by Digery Cohen Thursday, Jul. 12, 2007 at 11:21 PM
digerycohen@yahoo.co.uk

Because they were rejected for president by Jerusalem conference

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No peace for the Jews considered, either.

Only war considered at Jerusalem conference.

And this lot have major infulence on US policy.

A number of delegates attending the Jerusalem Conference on the Future of the Jewish People were surprised to find that Jewish-Muslim peace was not even on the agenda for debate.

Rene Shmuel Sirat, the former chief rabbi of France, protested that the word "peace" seemed to have become a four-letter word in Jewish public discourse.

"Without peace the Jewish people have no future," Sirat said.

"It is unacceptable that peace should not be included in the plans for the future of the Jewish people."

Instead discussions at the conference dealt with formulating ways of combating anti-AIPAC sentiment in the US and dealing with the possible loss of the Jewish majority in Israel when the refugees return home.

In the conference steering group headed by the American contingent (all discussions at the conference were in Shakespeare's tongue, not Hebrew) the main focus was on who they would choose to be the next US President and how to arrange not to allow their involvemnt in the choice to become too obvious to the people of the US.

Clinton and Barack were rejected as possible Presidents - so they’re out.

Discussion were more inclined towards some actor or ex drunk who would be more controllable.