http://www.stopsuvs.org/html/hummer_models.htm Feeling flaccid?
Then of course, there is the Hummer. Driving this SUV is perhaps the best way to elicit disgust and laughter simultaneously. When the asteroid hits, you'll be out of gas in 2 hours!
Dummer D1
Need to look tough? Need some attention? Need to demonstrate that you're able to a) wantonly waste cash or b) sign the stupidest auto loan ever granted?
Guess what? We all know you're compensating for that special something. You were feeling a wee bit small somewhere, and now your big trophy truck is taking care of that little problem!
EPA estimated mpg :
Class 3 trucks are not required to submit EPA estimates... and that law protects whom?
Bummer B2
How abysmally disgusting can consumerism get? Aren't we taking "it's a free country" a tad bit too far? If you want to use that argument, why not just drive an M1 Abrams tank? Get off the libertarian crack pipe and get real, we have to draw a line somewhere.
Anyone who condones this SUV ought to go talk to the Nigerians about Shell Oil. That would shed some perspective on free rights.
EPA estimated mpg :
Class 3 trucks are not required to submit EPA estimates... and that law protects whom?
http://www.stopsuvs.org/html/hummer_models.htm