Microsoft completes program for U.S. Government...
Microsoft Corp. completed work last week on their highly confidential software contract with the U.S. Government.
According ot an unidentified source, "The development of the I.D. software program is a final step in the governments' long-awaited program of providing easy intelligence information of its' citizens".
Apparently, the collaberative effort with Intel allows for the simplified injection of micro-biological information chips into individuals believing they are being indoctrined for such diseases as polio and influenza vaccines.
According to the American Medical Association, the inclusion of these chips will be commonplace by the end of the year.
Dr. Edward Kakis explained, 'It will be a painless injection that allows for quick determination of a patients' history. It's a medical miracle, really."
Detractors have complained that such injections violate the sanctity of individuals' personal freedom.
But Microsoft spokesman, D. Barkley, retorted, "Understanding the workings of people..what they think and what they believe and how their bodies function, is an intracant and necessary priority of modern civilization."
Original: Microsoft Delivers Chip Contract