A game

Best acronyms for our media giants.

Here's mine:
CNN: Can't Net News
MSNBC: Must Serve Neoconservatives Before Country .
ABC: Ass Backwards, Christ.
Fox: Who wants to marry a millionaire. Need I say more?

Player two
CNN = Clearly Negative News
MSNBC: Maybe Some News But Contrived
ABC: A Boring Channel.
Fox: For Old Xenophobes

Any other takers?

You don't have to support the war to play. One request: keep the adolescent insults to a low roar and contribute only those responses that indicate some intelligence, please.

Thanks