Want War? See Me First

Want War? Please step into my parlor, akin to the graphic. You will be doing yourself, your country and the world a favor by doing so. You might even get special consideration; people like you often do. What's that? Afraid to do for yourself what you would do to others? Where is that spirit of entrepreneurship, of leading the pack, of being first, of being the individual who only cares for myself? You're selfish at all other times, why not now? What? Afraid of who's going to care for the wife and kids when you're gone? Never worried you before, why now when you can become one of famous by being among the first to die? The first are always mentioned in history books, their names are etched on monuments, and they have streets, towns and even children named for them. So what are you waiting for? Don't you want to be the first one on your block to be put in a box and revered by your family, friends and neighbors? There's no need to fear; when you die, the pain will vanish from your body rapidly. So put a smile on your face, come to see me if you want to go to war and the world will thank you for your decision.