Just a little something I came up with...
Since a US Federal court temporarily ruled the American Pledge of Allegiance unconstitutional, I have taken it upon myself to write a New and Better pledge--one that honors our great nation in a more appropriate way and is true to the original spirit of our Founding Fathers. As July 4 is quickly approaching, wouldn't it be a wonderful way to show our patriotism and begin reciting this pledge as we celebrate the birthday of our country and honor its true ideals...
The New American Pledge of Allegiance
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United Empire of America, and to our Reich for which it stands, One tyranny under God, invisible, but with fascism and injustice for all.
Amen.
Original: THE NEW AMERICAN PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE