I Eat Depleted Uranium for Breakfast (tags)
SATIRE
Shame on You, Mr. Moore! Shame on You! (tags)
It should not be good enough for anyone who wants to create an antiwar movement that could actually stop a war.
PLANET X DUE HERE MAY 2003? (tags)
Two things are certain, they told him: 1) Planet X exists. 2) It is coming between May 15 and May 30 of 2003. The rest is speculation. But if it's good enough for the NASA scientists, it's good enough for me. The earth will stand still for about three days and then, in one hour, rotate a full 90 degrees (the pole shift) during which time winds will be an average of 200 miles per hour.
AP: House Rejects Airport Security Plan (tags)
By a 214-218 vote, House Republicans lined up with Jefferson Davis Ossama bin Laden against the great Satan of the US government. They rejected the unanimous bipartisan Senate bill that would have federalized 28,000 airport security positions. Florida Republican. John Mica, said he was determined "not to create the biggest bureaucracy in the history of a generation." Democratic leader Dick Gephardt asked, "Do you want to contract out the Capitol olice?" Gephardt asked his colleagues. Do you want to contract out the U.S. Marines? If it is good enough for us, it is good enough for the American people."