farting terrorist causes plane to land! (tags)
Flatulence forces plane to land - Don't these TSA and Homeland Security Thugs have any real criminals to chase down???
DNA database used to help solve thefts (tags)
Is this a jobs program for cops and scientists? I'm not sure but I though DNA testing was very expensive? In the order of $1,000+ for a test? I also thought that tests for people on death row and with life sentences were often not given for the cost reason. I suspect this type of testing is a huge waste of money. Or perhaps better said spending huge sums of money for trivial problems