fix articles 24366, albert kada
FAITH BASED INCINERATOR INITIATIVE (tags)
It is my grave concern that American workers, especially Christian workers, and others who snub wisdom in spite of, or in lieu of faith, be paid on time, and on their regularly scheduled payday. Therefore I demand that Bush pay me what he owes me on time or God will surely torture him in hell for a minimum of 500 years. The current balance due would be about 100 million dollars.
ANCIENT NEGRO CUSTOMS DISPUTE DARWIN (tags)
Ancient Negro, I mean to say the aboriginal inhabitants of the pyramid shaped, at least from a side view, continent, often labled as the dark continent by barbarians lost in the darkness of the jungles, share ancient spiritual customs, rarely explained in a rational way, with ancient Chinese and modern society, that dispute Darwin's EVOLUTION OF A SPECIES. For example, the disc used to extend the lower lip. Much more. Oh much much more.
GAS DOWN OIL UP AND CIA SPACE TOURIST (tags)
YOU ALWAYS GET TOMMORROWS NEWS TODAY FROM THE AMERICAN bLASHEMER and so the indymedia of Houston editorial collective had to disappear my post called OIL PRICES ARE NOT DOWN the other day when they were down. But now spot prices are up, (why included here) gas is down, (why included here) and Russia unknowingly launches possible CIA space tourist. The FBI and HOUSTON CHRONICLE have blamed all this on William Jefferson.
OIL WELL CAUSES 6.0 EARTHQUAKE (tags)
Yes this is a conspiracy theory about how scientists would be wasting money if the observation is not made that a new oil well which was reported by several news sources to have just started producing in the Gulf of Mexico might have something to do with a somewhat rare earthquake on top of the same geologic plate that the new deep water well was drilled in. They intentionally drilled into the edge of the plate.
THE POLITICAL SCIENCE OF CREATIONISM (tags)
Why would a political force hell bent on dominating global government, commerce, energy, water, and consumerism itself want to bump scientific ideas in favor of old religious myth at low levels of education? How does this further the interests of industry? Thanks to Jimmy the Greek, PT Barnum, and a story by Kilgore Trout that was burned in manuscript form, I submit to you;
FASHION MOGULS MISTAKEN FOR TERRORISTS (tags)
The new FBI, has apparently confused a group of entrepreneurial fashion design trend setters and pop culture fad moguls in Miami, all according to ABC and other news sources, with a terrorist group. I think everybody in the US kinda knows that if some one asks you to swear allegiance to Al Quaeda, you might be talking to the FBI or something.
MASS MEDIA EDITING AS END USER 2 (tags)
As an exercise in media control I picked one of the most stubborn and ignorant talk show host duo in town to communicate with yesterday. THE OTHER SIDE with Staci Davis and her loudmouth sidekick went on to commit a hate crime against me with the charity abusing radio station KPFT in Houston of Pacifica Radio Network. He accused me of hating Mexicans because I told the neoliberal punk it was the BORDER OR THE BULLET.
PINPOINT STRIKE AGAINST MEXICANS IN AG (tags)
According to ABC, yesterday "Taliban" terrorists bombed a US government supported school in that nation. This demonstrates the Afghani revolutionary ability to discern the threat from the current political climate and agenda being voiced in Bush's America and obviously in retaliation for the approximately 4 million Mexican insurgents imported during the last 5 years via a blind eye in the Bush administration concerning immigration regulation.
BOOK REVIEW ON THE FINAL THEORY (tags)
THE FINAL THEORY, Rethinking our Scientific Legacy was apparently a best selling book indicating less understanding of physics than I do. Mark Mcrutchen is the author, the promotions are online, and supposedly has had good reviews by unreliable sources of information. The promotions for the book are internet virus bait including a free first chapter. Guess what I found without reading the whole book? Bullshit maybe?
BUSH CAN WIN THE WAR TODAY (tags)
Unlike Reagan and Nixon, Bush has no one to pardon him. Cheney already said he won't run for president. The tattered flag he cowers behind can no longer hide the tyrant who has tortured, murdered, and robbed his way to world domination. He can hardly buy an audience any more. He ordered the military to listen to him yesterday. Win the war Bush. Just point your aircraft at the ground.
DOUBLEVISIONARY HISTORIAN ZINN CLOUDS POLITICS (tags)
Education reform must begin at the top and the first thing I would do is get Howard Zinn a new pair of glasses and a dictionary. Surely his Microsoft collegiate dictionary is infected with a virus which caused him to forget that he knew what gasoline was back in WWII all on today's free broadcast of Democracy Now. (please forgive him. He is a senior citizen.)
BUSINESS NEWS FROM THE DPRK (tags)
According to the ABC newswire, the DPRK has created some exciting new investment opportunities which should enhance deterrent capabilities which could be diversified if they took my advice the last time and already posses what they need as an alternative to nuclear war. The space shuttle is on the launchpad as the world attempts to suppress laughter, the best kind.
JIMMY CARTER HOT POTATO (tags)
It seems that ABC news is drifting toward making the Hilary Clinton for president question sound realistic in the United States of Delusions. The realistic qualifications for being president do change fast but the song remains the same. Can she handle a Jimmy Carter Hot Potato?
THE HISTORY OF ELECTRIC WEAPONS (tags)
A documentary by Sin Burns about the early history of the use of electric weapons and how they changed history sponsored by the RAMJAC corporation and submitted to the public domain voluntarily by THE AMERICAN BLASPHEMER hereby making it possibly true if plausible deniability does indeed exist. NARRATED BY ERIC IDLE.
KIM JONG IL REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY (tags)
A salute was published today on indymedia Houston as the new world political elite continue to prove that they can treat each other with respect. A little late but intel moves kinda slow these days. The staff and editor of THE AMERICAN bLASPHEMER was so moved he is considering putting the blog back online.
SUICIDE BOMB DELIVERED (tags)
According to ABC news dot com, wireless laptop computers are going to be used to detonate claymore mines in Iraq. Does that come with Windows XP? Ugly commentary included.
THE POPE'S TWO PETERS (no pics please) (tags)
Two intelligence leaks from the Vatican have reached Texas despite massive media coverage indicating that JP 2, the incumbent pope as far as I know, had a tendency to favor "Peter", which is two books in the new testament which seem to describe the Kalpa, (end of all time and space), and the wheel of life, (hell if you want it), in two letters from two Peters.
HOW KPFT STEALS MONEY (tags)
I guess compared to their nemesis Haliburton, KPFT are just small time crooks. This is how the scheme works. KPFT radio and Pacifica radio network use deceptive advertising and a confidential donor list to create symbiotic business relationships, like Jay Lee, his employer, and Microsoft. They do and do not accept contributions from for-profit entities.
ASK NOT WHAT YOU WILL TELL TONY BLAIR (tags)
Bush was blessed in this first round of debates with John Kerry with the limited topics of foreign policy and the war. KPFT was about 2 seconds ahead of local PBS affiliate channel 8. Bush started with a flip flop about how 911 changed how we must look at the world.
YOUTH WILL VOTE BUSH SAYS FAT AUTHOR (tags)
The obese author of "MY AMERICA TOO" appeared on the Dennis Miller show on CNBC which changed it's start time (Al Franken bumped him by starting one half hour earlier on Sundance which likely prompted the change). Most of Miller's campaign teeth have been pulled because it conflicts with what he is good at, intelligent humor.
WHEN AMERICA WENT STUPID OPEC (tags)
Dear OPEC. Apparently it started happening before I was born but circa 1977 was a major turning point, Iranian Independence was the issue and the public almost unanimously agreed that the US was a victim of a terribly unjust kidnapping and that our embassy personnel in Iran were completely innocent.
BILL MAHR ATTEMPTS REALISM (tags)
HBO's Real Time with Bill Mahr is catching up with the American Blasphemer in casting Bush and his self proclaimed success, 911, into perspective. If the GOP were not so insistant that the event was a glorious triumph for Bush, I would not have to constantly remind them that Bush is largely to blame for the tragedy.
I SEE TWO DICKS CHENEY (tags)
Cheney can't see 2 Americas and he has cleaned his glasses to make sure. I did not watch the presumed nauseating speech by the Vice Cowboy Dick Cheney but I already know what he was going to say. Besides, "He (Cheney) does not know what they know", (congress), "You do not know everything I know" (the public) and "we do not know what each other do" (Bush's cabinet).
THE GUBERNATOR ON EDUCATION (tags)
"Leadership isn't about polls" said Arnold Schwarzenegger at the RNC according to FOX. "It is about making decisions you think are right and standing behind those decisions". I don't know how he could get the word stubborn mixed up with leadership. The poor Austrian child was left behind in Malibu long ago.
JOHN JOHN AND OTHER HVTs (tags)
John Kerry, who often flip flops, (considers the opinions and advice of others and his constituency) has selected a HVT, (high value target), John Edwards, as predicted, which should sure up the southern belle demographic as the main stream media slowly begin to switch sides. Bush also reminded President General Musharraf that he wants Osama, but he will settle for any HVT.
COLORS HAVE BEEN APPROVED AGAIN (tags)
Motorcycle gangs with colors have been approved again by me, Albert Kada, future military dictator of the US, and world's foremost military and political advisor.
PFC SANDOVAL JOINS MARTYRS BRIGADE (tags)
ABC affiliate channel 13 in Houston confirmed many Albert Kada reports concerning local satanism and education problems in Texas. A Pasadena school official claimed a former student was killed fighting for GOD in Persia somewhere for the US Marines.
ALTEMAN GIGS MILLER AND THE EGLB (tags)
ERIC ALTEMAN, author of "What Liberal Media?" intellectually assasinated Dennis Miller, paid campaign staff member for the GOP, who owes Eric double pay for last night, which has prompted CNBC to give up the EGLB.
DENNIS MILLER WILL MAKE CORRECTION (tags)
Dennis Miller made no apologies and did not make the correction about the Chechnyn conflict requested by my good freind Vladimir Putin on his daily campaign talk show to promote Bush. Miller is a paid political operative closely related to the Bush cartel who was recommending assasinations the day before the tragedy in Madrid.
MARIA MARIA FOREMAN VS THE GUBERNATOR (tags)
Maria Bartiromo, CNBC's finest asset likes to spend a lot of money on her pets. Please leash and spank me soon. Maria sells ads to the Bush cartel. I think George Foreman can beat Arnold the Gubernator while you spank me ringside.