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King George's landing in Kabul (tags)
In a sequel to his 'Midnite Cowboy does Baghdad' in November of 2003, the 'Crawford Coward did Kabul' yesterday, slipping once more into another of his colonial outposts, for yet one more Karl Rovian publicity stunt to show the folks back home that Chief Chickenhawk is indeed "bringing democracy" to Afghanistan.
'Bush's Brain' getting whacked by the W(wino or weasel)? (tags)
Informed sources have confirmed that the Bushwhacker at the White(y) House has resumed his binge drinking habit, and most recently, started to blame his handler, Karl 'spinmeister' Rove, for the fiasco in the outing of Valerie Plame, wife of ex-ambassador Joe Wilson who publicly refuted the Bush lie on Iraq's purchase of uranium from Niger before the U.S. invasion in 2003.
Potemkin Village Chief dines in luxury in New Orleans (tags)
While large portions of New Orleans remain unlivable, the clueless Coward from Crawford 'got a taste of one of New Orleans' finest restaurant last night in the French Quarter & stayed in the luxury hotel Windsor Court.' Marie Antoinette would have died in envy of such imperial decadence.
W's political capital nosedived in Katrina speech (tags)
Boy George claimed political capital (with a mere 2% margin even after the disputed 2004 election) & vowed to use it. But after his debacle of a 'speech' on his handling of Katrina, W should commit suicide.
W pal Brown to hand over FEMA 'sovereignty' (tags)
Today the Bush regime announced that FEMA boss M. Brown will hand over the 'sovereignty' of FEMA to a Coast Guard admiral. Homeland Insecure honcho Mike Chertoff is 'pre-empting' calls for his own 'handover' by firing his lieutenant.
Chief Chickenhawk still backs Warlord Don (tags)
Despite increasing calls--even from the normally spineless Congress--for the head of "Secretary of Offense" to roll, the White House occupier insists that the Pentagon Warlord is "doing a fine job" and wants him to stay for "4 more years" in running the U.S. "Operation Enduring FAILURE"...