‘We won’t let Bush steal it again!’ (tags)
Florida voters sound alarm on voter purges
Industry Experts Can’t Explain Pentagon Photo Evidence (tags)
"If the disc in the photo can be matched with a Rolls Royce AE 3007H engine, some speculate that it would prove something like a Global Hawk hit the Pentagon. The Global Hawk engine is hand built at the Rolls Royce plant in Indianapolis and has an opening diameter of 43.5 inches."
DEA Bans Poppy Seed Foods (tags)
(It's a joke, in case you could not tell.)
Stop Speaking and Breathe (tags)
They had rolled their doughboy pawn of Christ out in front of the CBN camera crews; air escaping from the rolls of pink flesh, sounds of flatulence. They rolled the doughboy out in front of the cameras and after a moment or two of silence a wrinkled foreboding brow floated to the surface and the doughboy said, and I quote......
Toilet Paper Vs. National Security (tags)
To be truthful, I've must admit I've never had reason to contemplate the possibility that toilet paper would come to be considered as a threat to our national security. Apparently the SS now finds itself so wrapped in paranoia, that in order to protect the most widely despised Moron in modern history, they need resort to making it up as they go. Making mockery of the Constitution as it suits them....