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Hit-and-Run Village Idiot flees crime scene (tags)
Once more, the Texas of Evil has struck again. This time, his reckless bike 'ride' took out a Scottish police officer. And there were photographic evidence of mini-Shrub running away from his crime scene, without rendering aid to his victim. Since this is the 'third strike' on the White House vehicular Menace, the Scots ought to toss this serial drunken rider in jail for the rest of his wretched life(in the process, that'll save millions of innocent civilian lives from his mad WMDs).
W is both "stingy" and abrasive (tags)
The part-time White House occupier(he seems to spend an enormous amount of 'paid vacation' time at his Crawfor ranch)is chafing at criticism that the U.S. is being awfully 'stingy' in sending token amounts of aid to victims of the Asian tsunami over the weekend.
GOP loves revived Know Nothing Party (tags)
In mid-October, after the $1 Billion CIA Duelfer Report that definitively concluded Iraq had neither WMDs nor even active programs, 72% of Bush supporters still believed the opposite...