THE ROLLING STONNER

by La Santa Bertha Tuesday, Mar. 19, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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The largest Rolling Stone of all time and the genius who could keep the mediocres on the road who paid him with hate and robbed him for two low-life guys called The Keith Richards and The Mick Jagger, which if it were not by Mick Taylor by now they would have died of hunger and in anonymity, while EL PHERI SÁNCHEZ Rock and Band Can't find the time for The Welwyn Garden City to come play the guitar with us to destroy Led Zeppelin career. by LA SANTA BERTHA

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EL MICK TAYLOR

accompanied by the worst band in the world and called…

The Rolling Stones.

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The largest Rolling Stone of all time

and the genius who could keep the mediocres on the road

who paid him with hate and robbed him for two low-life guys

called The Keith Richards and The Mick Jagger, which if it were not

by Mick Taylor by now they would have died of hunger

and in anonymity, while EL PHERI SÁNCHEZ Rock and Band

Can't find the time for The Welwyn Garden City to come play

the guitar with us to destroy Led Zeppelin career.

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LA SANTA BERTHA

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And don't let them tell you that the moon is made of white cheese, but when Mick Taylor joined the ranks of The Rolling Stones, these shitty semi-musicians never imagined that an 18-year-old young man would arrive to give them the sample of how to play the guitar and when they discovered that he was crushing them like cockroaches it was too late to repent and unfairly fire him for this pair of The Rolling Vultures and after this they were bothering him until the boy couldn't take it anymore and sent them to fuck their mother.

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For now they had to put up with the humiliations that the young musician was giving them every time he was called to rehearsals and The English Faces were contorted with pure envy when they saw that they were easily surpassed in any chord of the musical instrument, but the minds of these crazy women were about to explode and were already on the verge of committing suicide, but Jehovah stopped them in time so that they could go to preach in the Jehovah's Testicles field.

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but a musician of the ability of Mick Taylor does not need bladders to swim or beg for alms from any musical organization that operates with a low profile when this teenager has all the gifts in his favor so as not to belong to anyone, that is, the name The complete version of the rock band that composed ''Y La Muchacha No Te Quiere'' would be THE MICK TAYLOR's STARS, which is why El Pheri Sánchez tells us with all the love in the world that he would grant more than half of all his unreleased songs to the M.T. and that's a lot because we're talking about 2000 songs.

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that is why The Lying Stone magazine also baffles us, when it classifies El Mick Taylor in position number 37, indicating that the owners of this tabloid magazine have sponsors who give them the names of the lists in each category of the disciplines when El Divo de England can dethrone the top three guitarists in the world at any moment and with their hands on their hips and they are without a doubt...

1.- El Jimmy Hendrix

2.- El Jimmy Page and

3.- El Eric Clapton.

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while Los Farfarrones Rodantes never get tired of being fatuous because not only did they like to steal all the good songs of other composers, that is to say, Las Piedras Rumiantes composed pure garbage until they became interested in stealing Far Away Eyes, Undercover of The Night, Waiting on A Friend, Rock And a Hard Place and many others and because of that undeserved fame they also stole the camera to sell it with other gadgets to loan houses to show off with the cigarette in their mouth and moving like ladybugs enjoying themselves of the power that many true musicians need and who spend their time in the shadow of the unknown, this means that the true musician at heart who since he was being gestated by the mother's womb already needed to be aborted to come do his work here on earth without thinking about fame or money, simply through his songs or his books, he gives his message of love and peace and there is even more for humanity to enjoy as a balm after so many damn wars that nobody needs and they are destroying all living beings on planet Earth.

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The Rolling Stones were nothing and nobody and only Bryan Jones rescued them from the debacle and even before he died and had already told them to go hell and couldn't stand them either for being such bad performers and it wasn't because he despised the rock bands of the garages, but that high-sounding confusion alarmed Mick Taylor when he discovered the wolf den into which fell.

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And to the misfortune of the young boy on a Rod Stewart tour called ''FACES'' Keith Richard discovered Ron Wood who after a couple of days made him his boyfriend and that was the dream debacle.

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And that was the last reason to fire Mick Taylor without paying him royalties for his collaboration in the four years that the tours and recordings lasted and with this last bad guitarist RW. Keith Richards felt like a giant because as long as Mick Taylor was humiliating The Rolling Stones at the same time The Smoker from The X-Files would have to enter into the community house through the dog door.

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that is the reason when you hear The Rolling Stones play live they sound criminally bad and they are all out of tune and including the fact that they are not skilled with their instruments like Led Zeppelin are, who until the 22nd century will continue to be heard in force, only that El Niño de Gold of Los 18 Años, his career has to end with EL PHERI SÁNCHEZ Rock and Band if he wants to pass on to posterity that, namely, El Pheri Sánchez from El Siglo XX already surpassed all the musicians of El Siglo XXIII.

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but don't worry Mick Taylor because EL PHERI SÁNCHEZ Rock and Band is about to do its 1st world concert tour called BACK TO THE 60's and awaits you with open arms, then you will discover that here we love you like at home and to give you everything the recognition you deserve and thank you very much for reading the letter from…

The Black And White Records.

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sincerely

El Robert M. Sánchez.

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THE BLACK AND WHITE RECORDS

Calle 2

Privada Porfirio Diaz # 16

Colonia Agrícola Pantitlán

Delegación Iztacalco

México Distrito Federal

Código Postal 08100

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porque LAS ARMAS LAS CARGA EL DIABLO

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