THE LAPAN MONSTER

THE LAPAN MONSTER

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And we would say that it would be around two or three in the morning in London, England, where most of the year is spent in rain, cloudy and cold, when suddenly we see El Robert M. Sánchez walking towards The Church on 5th Street. The Pantitlán Colony was well wrapped up like a bear, wet like a duck and with its umbrella like a penguin, but before entering the premises the traumatized spawn of The Devil also looked with difficulty in all directions so as not to be mugged by some hungry criminal because you must do know that this mule colony forgotten by GOD is the most horrible, disgusting and dangerous in The entire Distrito Federal.

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but since the weather was perfect for wintering the sheep, The Divine Temple was also completely alone while the souls huddled in the beds of their houses to escape the merciless storm, but not Father Damián Carrasco who was at the door to receive to visitors to offer them hot water (coffee)

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ERMS.- Good Night Father ¡!!!

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after kissing his hand...

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PDC.- Come on in son because it's very cold out here ¡!!!

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ERMS.- Yes Father ¡!!!

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And walking between the pews inside the church…

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PDC.- Do you want me to serve you a very hot chocolate ¿???

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ERMS.- And why are you Father, the altar boy or the maid are not here ¿???

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PDC.- they went out to repair some errands and it will take them a while to return ¡!!!

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And after going to the kitchen…

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ERMS.- May I serve you a glass of wine to consecrate or would you also like some hot wáter ¿???

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PDC.- very kind of you, but I prefer a tequila because it's hotter than hell in here ¡!!!

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And after serving him a glass full of La Casa Dragones, which was perfect for the occasion…

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PDC.- you are the best person that exists in the world and I believe that GOD will be waiting for you impatiently in the heaven of the blessed ¿???

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ERMS.- you don't think you're a father because we see faces and we don't know hearts ¿???

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PDC.- the lowest you have fallen is having scored many goals in your football career and from then on I don't think you have made many mistakes ¿???

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ERMS.- Father, I want to confess, I got married in the church and I am not happy ¡!!!

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PDC.- your wife is good and she does not deserve a divorce ¡!!!

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ERMS.- It's not about that or the other, but quite the opposite ¡!!!

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And after shaking off the cold with their good drinks…

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PDC.- Do you want to confess, son ¿???

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ERMS.- Yes Father, but I am very afraid to do it because I am sure that after listening to me, Purgatory would not be a rest for me because it is going to send me straight to hell and without stops ¡!!!

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PDC.- that is not true because if Adolph Hitler, after killing 6 million Jews, GOD still forgave him ¡!!!

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well, how the hell was it...

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FORGIVE

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PDC.- Yes, because when he was dying in bed...

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ERMS.- stop, stop, stop, how in bed ¿???

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PDC.- BOBE, don't tell me that you are another of those who are worth it and like humanity you swallowed all the lies of the gringos about Hitler committing suicide ¿???

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ERMS.- not so much, but how did save the skin ¿???

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PDC.- After Adolf Hitler filled the gold coffers of the gringos and the Russians, this pair of earrings was released freely and after a few years he died in Argentina ¡!!!

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ERMS.- In Bed ¿???

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PDC.- but before dying he entrusted his soul to the creator asking for forgiveness and since GOD is merciful forgive him ¡!!!

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ERMS.- after sacrificing 6 million Jews ¿???

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PDC.- this is how Hitler would have killed the entire People of Israe ¡!!!

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ERMS.- Forgive me Father, but that is not being pious, but rather stupid ¡!!!

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by

La Santa Bertha

your Little ass.