{"article":{"id":264206,"heading":"Dial 911 - Report a jaywalker","author":"Tempe Police and Valley Metro","created":"2014-05-17 22:53:20","modified":"2014-05-17 23:15:52","last_modified":"Sun, 18 May 2014 06:15:52","article":"<p>These new \"Dial 911\" posters in Valley Metro buses sound like they are there to create a jobs program for cops.  <br><br> I always thought that you were only supposed to dial 911 for emergencies.  <br><br> But these new posters seem to say that you should dial 911 for anything.  <br><br> I suspect it's to create a jobs program for cops who will be able to collect overtime for trivial crimes like jaywalkers and pot smokers!!!!<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"These new &quot;Dial 911&quot; posters in Valley Metro buses sound like they are there to create a jobs program for cops. ","numcomment":2,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2014\/05\/dial_911_valley_metro_01.jpg","filesize":"290.5 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2014\/05\/264206.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2014\/05\/dial_911_valley_metro_01.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":264207,"heading":"smaller image","article":"smaller image","author":"smaller image","parent_id":264206,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","created":"2014-05-17 23:01:03","modified":"2014-05-17 23:01:03","fileurl":"http:\/\/la.indymedia.org\/\/uploads\/2014\/05\/dial_911_valley_metro_02.jpg","image":{"original":"http:\/\/la.indymedia.org\/\/uploads\/2014\/05\/dial_911_valley_metro_02.jpg"}},{"id":264208,"heading":"That's not dirty laundry, it's a bomb!!!!!","article":"That's not dirty laundry, it's a bomb!!!!! \r\n\r\nOK, that's what the SWAT Team and Bomb Squad from the Tempe Police thought before they blew up the guys backpack but in every case it turned out to be some poor smucks dirty underwear. Not a Bomb!!!!\r\n\r\nHey think of it as a jobs program for under worked and over paid cops. \r\n\r\nWould you rather have these cops protecting you from dangerous criminals (AKA dirty underwear) or working at a min wage job flipping burgers???\r\n\r\nDon't answer that!!! The cops will be very angry when they find out you their it's a huge waste of our tax dollars to pay them $50 an hour to blow up dirty underwear!!!!","author":"My Dirty Underwear!!!!!","parent_id":264206,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","created":"2014-05-17 23:15:52","modified":"2014-05-17 23:15:52","fileurl":"http:\/\/la.indymedia.org\/\/uploads\/2014\/05\/dial_911_valley_metro_03.jpg","image":{"original":"http:\/\/la.indymedia.org\/\/uploads\/2014\/05\/dial_911_valley_metro_03.jpg"}}]}