{"article":{"id":246605,"heading":"Almost run over by a Mesa Police Officer","author":"Almost killed by a kamakazi pig in Mesa","created":"2011-06-22 23:17:12","modified":"2011-06-22 23:17:12","last_modified":"Thu, 23 Jun 2011 06:17:12","article":"<p>Tuesday, June 21, 2011 - just before 5:15 pm.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nI was walking north on the west side of Alma School. When I got to University I was going to turn and go east because the light just turned green which would allow me to cross Alma School legally.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nSome asshole in a small red or orangeish sports was going east on University and made a right turn to go south on Alma School. It may have been a corvette, or perhaps some other small sports car.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nThe jerk almost ran me over and was driving like a manic.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nI flipped the dude off. He was a real asshole and deserved to be flipped off.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nThe creep then hung a u turn and came back to me.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nBy then I was half way across Alma School Road.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nTurns out the creep was a pig! You know a cop, the kind of pig that gives animals a bad name.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nThis piggy was in his car waving his badge at me like he was going to arrest me.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nI could only see him thru his car windows, but he looked like a pudgy fat guy, kinda like  Powell Gammil.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nJesus the asshole pig is committing the crime of reckless driving and when I flip him off he treats me like a criminal.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nI figure this crooked cop was going to arrest me for flipping him off.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nInstead of going south on Alma School, the direction he was going when he almost ran me over the pig continued to go north.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nI suspect the pig went up to 8th Street and hung a right there to get back to where he was going.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nI wonder was this guy a Mesa police officer who was going to work?\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nPerhaps I should file a complaint about this and see if I can find his car in the Mesa Police parking lot.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nI always say that pigs have a serious attitude problem which can be summarized with this police quote:\r\n\r\n    I got a gun and a badge, which means I can do any f*cking thing I want.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\n    If you don't like it mother fucker, I'll smash your face into the ground and arrest you asshole. \r\n\r\nAin't it great the the pigs are protecting us from something. Or I should say pretending to protect us from something. <\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/html","summary":"I was almost run over by a kamakazi pig as I was walking across the street. When I flipped the asshole off he came back and waved his badge at me like he was going to arrest me!","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2011\/06\/246605.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}