{"article":{"id":246538,"heading":"Cops can't park worth shit!","author":"I can drive better then these pigs","created":"2011-06-20 13:02:25","modified":"2012-02-14 10:08:41","last_modified":"Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:08:41","article":"<p>If you are like me you probably have never seen a \r\ncop car parked legally.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nIn these photographs a Chandler Police Officer illegally\r\nparked his motorcycle in the new Chandler City Hall.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nWhenever I see stuff like this I like to make jokes\r\nabout how stupid cops are.\r\nHow cops are too dumb to park their cars correctly.\r\nOr how the idiots at the police academy don't\r\nteach the cops how to park. \r\n<\/p><p>\r\nBut sadly we are all wrong about how stupid and poorly\r\ntrained the police are.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nIn reality the cops know how to correctly park their cars.\r\nWhile cops may be *ssholes, they are aren't the dumb *assholes\r\nwe make them out to be.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nThe real reason you never see a police car parked legally\r\nis because most cops have an attitude problem which goes\r\nlike this:\r\n\r\nI'm a cop! \r\nI got a gun and a badge and I can do anything I f*cking want!\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nIf you don't like it go f*ck yourself!\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nIf you complain I am going to\r\nsmash your face beyond repair and lock you in jail.\r\n\r\nIf that makes you feel lousy, remember\r\nthese jackbooted police thugs can retire\r\nafter 10 years of violating your rights and\r\ncollect 80% of their highest salary for the\r\nrest of their lives. \r\n<\/p><p>\r\nMost of them will retire making $100,000 or more\r\na year doing nothing but collecting their retirement\r\nbenefits they earned for 10 years of police service,\r\nwhich was mostly jerking us serfs around.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nAll I can say is ain't it great living in \r\nAmerican where the police pretend to protect you.\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nAll these photos were taken on\r\n\r\nThursday, June 16, 2011<br>\r\naround 11:56 a.m.\r\n\r\nat the new Chandler City Hall\r\nwhich is at \r\n\r\nChandler City Hall<br>\r\n175 S. Arizona Avenue<br>\r\nChandler, Arizona\r\n\r\nThe license plate on this cops motorcycle is:\r\n\r\nArizona Plate<br>\r\n4941 SA\r\n\r\nThe serial number on the motorcycle is:\r\n\r\n09167<br>\r\nor<br>\r\nG9167\r\n\r\n<\/p><p>\r\n\t\r\n        <\/p><p>\r\n\t\r\n        <\/p><p>\r\n\t\r\n        <\/p><p>\r\n\t\r\n        <\/p><p>\r\n        \r\n        <\/p><p>\r\nThe current Chandler City Council memembers who seem\r\nto approve of this police misconduct are:\r\n\r\nMayor Jay Tibshraeny<br>\r\njay.tibshraeny@chandleraz.gov<br>\r\n\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nVice Mayor Trinity Donovan<br> \r\ntrinity.donovan@chandleraz.gov<br>\r\n\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nCouncilmember Kevin Hartke<br>\r\nkevin.hartke@chandleraz.gov<br>\r\n \r\n<\/p><p>\r\nCouncilmember Rick Heumann<br>\r\nrick.heumann@chandleraz.gov<br>\r\n\r\n        <\/p><p>\r\nCouncilmember Matt Orlando<br>\r\nmatt.orlando@chandleraz.gov<br>\r\n\r\n        <\/p><p>\r\nCouncilmember Jack Sellers<br>\r\njack.sellers@chandleraz.gov<br>\r\n\r\n<\/p><p>\r\nCouncilmember Jeff Weninger<br>\r\njeff.weninger@chandleraz.gov<br>\r\n\r\n<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"http:\/\/warmweather.tripod.com\/chandler_pigs_cant_park.html","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/html","summary":"You probably see cops illegally parked all the time.\r\n\r\nWhy is it that cops always seem to illegally park their cars a 1000 times worse then us civilians do?","numcomment":3,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2011\/06\/246538.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":250626,"heading":"Dumbshit","article":"I was reading about this piece of shit who wrote this.  I find it very interested that he talks so bad about cops. \r\n\r\nI guess if you want to research this piece of shit you will realize he isn't even using his own name.  He is using a guy's name went on a crazy and went on a rampage back east and shot a few Police Officers.  The good thing is that crazy guy was then shot and killed by the Police, NICE SHOOTING POLICE.  \r\n\r\nIt's funny he complains about Scottsdale Police Department, Chandler Police Department, and Phoenix Police Department.  \r\n\r\nWhy does he have such a problem with everyone of authority?  Maybe, he is doing something wrong or just inadequate as a person?\r\n\r\nI guess as he posts things out there you can make up your own minds about really how crazy this guy is.  \r\n\r\n","author":"Herman","parent_id":246538,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2011-12-26 00:45:53","modified":"2011-12-26 00:45:53","fileurl":""},{"id":251512,"heading":"FYI","article":"Sorry to burst your bubble, and your rant of our police force, but since the motorcycle is on the walkway it is now technically &quot;private property&quot; and there is no law prohibiting people where they park on private property except fire lanes and handicapped spaces.  For example, if I parked my car at the front doors of Home depot, the police cant do anything about it since its on private property. Home depot would have to call and have a tow truck come out and have it towed at owner expense.  Since the motorcycle isnt on a city street or sidewalk, it is now &quot;private property&quot; and the city hall would have to call a tow truck to come tow the motorcycle at owner expense, but because its a city vehicle, it seems kinda stupid for them to tow their own vehicle....  I guess instead of taking all your pics and going on and on about how crappy the police are and they do whatever they want... you better check your facts, and the law in that case, because in this case, no law was broken because no law exists....!","author":"ME","parent_id":246538,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2012-02-14 10:08:41","modified":"2012-02-14 10:08:41","fileurl":""}]}