{"article":{"id":220259,"heading":"Nurse Sarah","author":"Tinker Tom","created":"2008-09-08 07:48:11","modified":"2013-11-11 00:54:16","last_modified":"Mon, 11 Nov 2013 07:54:16","article":"<p>Alaskan Nurse, Sarah Palin, was placed on the Republican ticket last week by Dick Cheney&amp;Co.  <br><br> She is the most spectacularly unqualified nominee for President (for that is where she will end up) since George W. Bush was placed in the presidency. <br><br> With John McCain&rsquo;s cancer and other illnesses he may not last a year in the high-pressure office of President. <br><br> That leaves Cheney running the country with the nurse as front person. <br>  <br> <\/p>\n","contact":"tinker.tom7@gmail.com","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"Is ready to take over","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2008\/09\/nurse_sarah1.jpg","filesize":"69.2 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2008\/09\/220259.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2008\/09\/nurse_sarah1.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2008\/09\/nurse_sarah1.jpgthumb.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}