take Maxine's seat, I know that. I'd have to be insane to try this, especially after the L.A. Times called me a has-been clown. But go ahead and send me the two grand, and I'll love you back! (Ladies, my love can be delivered directly to your home.)<\/p>\r\n\r\n
Peace on earth,
\r\nTed Hayes<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n
From:<\/span><\/b>\r\n committee_to_elect@tedhayes.us [mailto:committee_to_elect@tedhayes.us] \r\n \r\n<\/span><\/p>\r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n Let\r\n my people go campaign!\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/b><\/p>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n Time\r\n for you to join the \r\n \r\n Ted Hayes Emancipation Proclamation Drive\r\n \r\n as he sets the 35th Congressional District Free!<\/span><\/b>\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/b><\/p>\r\n Ted\r\n Hayes Candidate for the 35th Congressional District needs\r\n your support as he challenges Maxine Waters.<\/span>\r\n \r\n <\/b><\/strong><\/p>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n Ted\r\n Hayes has been given the green light to rely on TJ Bonner for\r\n advice on Border Security.<\/span>\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/b><\/strong><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n Ted\r\n Hayes has been given the green light to rely on Congressman Duncan\r\n Hunter for advice on National Security.<\/span>\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/b><\/strong><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n Ted\r\n Hayes has been given the green light to rely on nationally\r\n recognized Public Relations Expert Tricia Erickson for media.<\/span>\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/b><\/strong><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n Ted\r\n Hayes clubs are forming through out the \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n United States\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n and word is spreading faster than a brush fire on the open\r\n prairie.<\/span>\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/b><\/strong><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n Now\r\n we call on you to act and join the Ted Hayes<\/span>\r\n \r\n <\/b><\/strong><\/p>\r\n “Let\r\n my people go campaign”.\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/b><\/strong><\/p>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n Today\r\n Ted Hayes received his Campaign Committee Number of C00443374. \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n Now\r\n the fundraising begins!\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/b><\/p>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n Money\r\n is the mother’s milk of political campaigns and this is not time\r\n to re-invent the wheel.<\/span>\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/b><\/strong><\/p>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n The\r\n campaign contribution limit is $2,300 per election cycle per\r\n person.\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n We\r\n are asking for volunteers to join “Team\r\n Ted<\/b><\/strong>” and pledge to raise $2,000.00 for the\r\n campaign. This can be done several ways. Contribute the funds\r\n yourself or accept the responsibility of raising the funds from\r\n friends and co workers.\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n There\r\n are a few rules you will have to follow<\/span><\/b>. Number\r\n one being not accept cash!<\/span><\/b>\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n Please\r\n obtain the following information from all donors: name, address,\r\n employer and occupation. These are required by FEC rules. If the\r\n contribution is $99.00 or less we still need the information but\r\n the contributor will not be listed on any reporting forms.\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n We\r\n are going to post the Team Ted results on the web site\r\n and at the end of each reporting period hold a major\r\n <\/span><\/b>event for the Team which raises the most funds. \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n Here\r\n is how you can participate.<\/span>\r\n \r\n <\/b><\/strong><\/p>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n 1. \r\n Respond with your acceptance.\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n 2. \r\n Let us know what name you pick for your team.\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n 3. \r\n Advise who will be the Team Leader holding the funds and sending\r\n them to the campaign.\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n 4.\r\n If you want to host a house event and want Ted to attend, let us\r\n know.\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n 5.\r\n Most important: Have the checks made payable to The Committee\r\n to Elect Ted Hayes for Congress<\/b><\/strong> and mail them\r\n to \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n PO Box 17579\r\n ,\r\n \r\n \r\n Los Angeles\r\n ,\r\n \r\n \r\n California\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n 90017\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n .\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n Fed\r\n ID number C00443374. Contributions are not Tax Deductible but\r\n vital and appreciated.\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n Ted\r\n is grateful for your encouragement and support and now it is time\r\n to send him your love! You know what I mean. Giving is an act of\r\n love and respect for a man who has proven worthy of your hard\r\n earned money.<\/span>\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n If\r\n you do not want to join Team Ted but still want to send\r\n him your love you can mail it in or contribute on line at http:\/\/www.tedhayes.us\/page1.html .Thank\r\n You. <\/span>\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n And\r\n do not forget to spread this on to your e-mail groups!<\/span><\/b><\/strong>\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n Paid\r\n for by the committee to elect Ted Hayes for Congress Campaign\r\n Committee Number of C00443374.\r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n <\/div>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/span><\/p>\r\n <\/div>\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/html","summary":"This is just a joke, folks. No one in their right mind would try to ","numcomment":1,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2008\/02\/213460.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":213463,"heading":"from my guestbook","article":"I'm running a truly professional campaign here, my people. Check out the pic of me with fire coming out of my forehead (my "Sunrise Vigil"). You can buy your genuine Ted gear at my website, and here are some of the really, really important people who've visited my very professional campaign site.","author":"Ted Hayes","parent_id":213460,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","created":"2008-02-03 19:22:03","modified":"2008-02-03 19:22:03","fileurl":"\/usr\/local\/www-domains\/la.indymedia.org\/public\/uploads\/2008\/02\/ted_hayes_guestbook-ed.jpg","image":{"original":"\/usr\/local\/www-domains\/la.indymedia.org\/public\/uploads\/2008\/02\/ted_hayes_guestbook-ed.jpg"}}]}
\r\n Sent:<\/span><\/b> Thursday, January 31, 2008\r\n 3:32 PM
\r\n To:<\/span><\/b> committee_to_elect@tedhayes.us
\r\n Subject:<\/span><\/b> Ted Hayes for\r\n Congress-Send him your love!-Pass it on<\/span>\r\n \r\n <\/p>\r\n<\/div>\r\n