{"article":{"id":207135,"heading":"The Parrot and the President","author":"Anton Macker","created":"2007-09-15 23:26:59","modified":"2013-11-11 00:49:47","last_modified":"Mon, 11 Nov 2013 07:49:47","article":"<p>My money is on the parrot. <br><br> At least he didn&rsquo;t kill 650,000 people for nothing. <br><br> And he had a winning personality. <br><br> Which is more than can be said for the brain damaged president. <br><br> Bush&rsquo;s obsessive\/compulsive behaviours re running and cycling and so on are just the tip of the iceberg. <br><br> The deranged behaviour permeates the full personality. <br><br> Or what&rsquo;s left of it after years of drink and drug abuse which has left severe brain damage starting from an already low base. <br><br> Which one was smarter? <br><br> &ldquo;Yeah, I can&rsquo;t remember disbanding the Iraqi army&rdquo; <br><br> &ldquo;Bremer did that.&rdquo; <br><br> What&rsquo;s the question again? <br><br> &ldquo;I only make BIG decisions.&rdquo; <br><br> Who knows if they&rsquo;re ever carried out? <br><br> &ldquo;The Parrot &hellip;&hellip;and he&rsquo;s dead.&rdquo; <br><br>   <br>  <br> <\/p>\n","contact":"antonmacker@yahoo.co.uk","link":"antonmacker.blogspot.com","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"Which one was smarter?","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2007\/09\/parrot_brain.jpg","filesize":"118.4 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2007\/09\/207135.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2007\/09\/parrot_brain.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2007\/09\/parrot_brain.jpgthumb.jpg","medium":"\/uploads\/2007\/09\/parrot_brain.jpgmid.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}