{"article":{"id":199291,"heading":"stoopidest cop evah","author":"jubilee shine","created":"2007-05-19 21:15:46","modified":"2007-05-20 18:09:45","last_modified":"Mon, 21 May 2007 01:09:45","article":"<p>haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha... <br><br> <a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=xiSBGKEEfus\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=xiSBGKEEfus<\/a> <br><br> reeeeaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy  slow.  lmao. <br><br> (check the whole call) <br>  <br> <\/p>\n","contact":"jubileeshine@hotmail.com","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"boy ya gotta luv it","numcomment":4,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2007\/05\/199291.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":199292,"heading":"I think I'm gonna DIE","article":"of laughter.\r\nCops are really this stupid as well as being thieves liars and wife beaters.\r\nOK, maybe there are a few I haven't dealt with that I don't know about, that could be honest and smart.\r\nMiracles do happen.","author":"regular person","parent_id":199291,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2007-05-19 21:26:28","modified":"2007-05-19 21:26:28","fileurl":""},{"id":199342,"heading":"it would take a miracle","article":"SMART???\r\n\r\nPolice officer is one of the few occupations that has a maximum IQ allowed.  It you are too smart, you don't get in.","author":"PrionPartyy","parent_id":199291,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2007-05-20 12:10:35","modified":"2007-05-20 12:10:35","fileurl":""},{"id":199365,"heading":"Thanks for sharing","article":"That was hilarious!\r\n\r\nAnd the cop wasn't charged for having pot, or STEALING it from the PD.  Too bad regular people can't be so lucky, to have other cops confiscating drugs for your recreational use.","author":"anonymous","parent_id":199291,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2007-05-20 17:47:54","modified":"2007-05-20 17:47:54","fileurl":""},{"id":199366,"heading":"this is just another example","article":"this is endemic to the corruption of such unchecked power agencies.  \r\nthe good cops are passed over, threatened, not assigned to effect, back stabbed and otherwise treated to the tacit upper echelon of the command chains.\r\nThe police have been co-opeted by federal grants, hardware and tolerance even approval of this reichwing militarization of the police.  Including the selective enforcement along non legal criteria.  They now believe that we are 'civilians' as if they are not themselves civilians.\r\nOr is martial law official now?","author":"josh frankly","parent_id":199291,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2007-05-20 18:09:45","modified":"2007-05-20 18:09:45","fileurl":""}]}