{"article":{"id":194522,"heading":"Condi eloped","author":"Digery Cohen","created":"2007-03-04 10:20:41","modified":"2007-03-04 10:20:41","last_modified":"Sun, 04 Mar 2007 17:20:41","article":"<p>Condi Eloped <br><br> And married Mullah Dadullah. <br><br> Condi gave Georgie a final ultimatum that he divorce Barbara and marry her immediately or else she would defect to the Taliban. <br><br> She said she was fed up meeting Georgie secretly in the basement of the White House and anyway his viagra was not working anymore. <br><br> Condi said Mullah Dadullah was a real swinging dick and she would run off with him. <br><br> She said her ancestors had told her in a dream not to work for the whitie anymore and to go help the oppressed resistance who were as oppressed as her own people. <br><br> <\/p>\n","contact":"digerycohen@yahoo.co.uk","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"To marry Mullah Dadullah","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2007\/03\/condi__s_marriage.jpg","filesize":"68.7 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2007\/03\/194522.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2007\/03\/condi__s_marriage.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2007\/03\/condi__s_marriage.jpgthumb.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}