{"article":{"id":186367,"heading":"Bush "I did not have sexual relations with that man"","author":"Degory Cohen","created":"2006-11-05 10:18:54","modified":"2006-11-05 10:18:54","last_modified":"Sun, 05 Nov 2006 17:18:54","article":"

So now we know Ted Haggard, evangelical overlord and leader of upwards of 30 million happy homophobes and nervous Bush supporters, calls his close friend Dubya once a week to talk about God and gays and sin and cattle and sex and milkshakes and arrange clandestine meetings at the White House.

We now know Pastor Ted most definitely did not have sexual relations with that man George Bush for three years, nor did he snort lots of meth either.

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