{"article":{"id":143053,"heading":"Bush hits the bottle","author":"Digery Cohen","created":"2006-01-02 11:55:05","modified":"2006-01-02 11:55:05","last_modified":"Mon, 02 Jan 2006 19:55:05","article":"<p>Poor old George fell off the wagon again this Christmas. <br><br> He went missing for six days at his ranch where he was uncontactable and out of control. <br><br> Laura had to send for her mother. <br><br> Cheney's clean-up squad went down and locked him up for 24 hours before ordering him back to the White House. <br><br> This same clean-up squad are said to have been  responsible for the car accident, last year,in which the leaker of the tapping information to the New York Times was killed.<\/p>\n","contact":"digerycohen@yahoo.co.uk","link":"digerycohen.blogspot.com","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"George hit the bottle for six days over the Christmas.","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2006\/01\/back-on-bottle.jpg","filesize":"6.0 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2006\/01\/143053.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2006\/01\/back-on-bottle.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2006\/01\/back-on-bottle.jpgthumb.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}