{"article":{"id":131801,"heading":"Hit-and-Run Village Idiot flees crime scene","author":"DLi","created":"2005-07-08 06:19:16","modified":"2005-07-08 14:34:53","last_modified":"Fri, 08 Jul 2005 21:34:53","article":"

It's no wonder that TIME magazine actually selected the Lying Pretzel as \"Man(iac) of the Year.\" America's new KGB(King George Bush) is certainly a Menace to the world, as his NeoCon fundamentalism has already resulted in 2 illegal invasions--actually 3 if you include his sneaky attack on civil liberties in the U.S. via his P.A.T.(Profiteers Abetting Terrorists)-riot Act.

And now, his true character is revealed in front of the whole world, as his reckless riding resulted in injuring his police escort, and the Coward from Crawford immediately fleed the scene of his criminal negligence.

There is simply no greater threat to the world than this Idiot-Savage!<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"Once more, the Texas of Evil has struck again. This time, his reckless bike 'ride' took out a Scottish police officer. And there were photographic evidence of mini-Shrub running away from his crime scene, without rendering aid to his victim. Since this is the 'third strike' on the White House vehicular Menace, the Scots ought to toss this serial drunken rider in jail for the rest of his wretched life(in the process, that'll save millions of innocent civilian lives from his mad WMDs).","numcomment":1,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2005\/07\/131801.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":131834,"heading":"bicycle menace","article":"We have all kinds of clowns (every one of them male) riding bicycles at fast speeds on the sidewalk in my neighborhood. Most of them are under 18 years old and not fully mature. What's Bush's excuse? Some psychologists claim that substance abusers, when they finally stop abusing the substance, remain at the mental age they were when they became addicted. So someone who sobers up when he is in his forties is often still 17 years old if that was his age when he started drinking, snorting, etc. Maybe that explains a lot of things about Bush.","author":"Meyer London","parent_id":131801,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2005-07-08 14:34:53","modified":"2005-07-08 14:34:53","fileurl":""}]}