{"article":{"id":120525,"heading":"Bushington, D.C. In High Gear For Coronation Of George II","author":"twospiritwarrior","created":"2004-12-26 22:23:37","modified":"2004-12-26 22:44:22","last_modified":"Mon, 27 Dec 2004 05:44:22","article":"

Perhaps George II will invite his \"Man Date\", his

favorite \"girlie-man\", Governator Schwarzenegger

to the great Empirical coronation ball.

Bushington, D.C. (District of Cheney) -- The holiday

parties and celebrations of the masses will pale in

comparison with the grand gala events that are

planned, in January, for the official re-coronation

of Emperor George II, for his second ascension to

the Empirical Throne.

The Kingdom is in high gear preparing for all of the

grand pomp and ceremony.

The four days of royal festivities will end with

George II's re-coronation, the Emperor's parade

to the royal castle, and nine royal coronation balls.

Of course, (deja vu) the Empires \"subjects\" will be

required to pay for all of this, with paying the

royal taxes to the tune of about $40 million dollars.

The wealthy \"elite\", both Republicans and Democrats,

and other members of the aristocracy, have all

donated $50, 000 - $250,000 dollars to the organizers

of the grand coronation events, in exchange for the

royal invitations to the coronation events, and which

they can also pass on to other members of the ruling

\"classes.\"

As well as the $40 million the Kingdom's peasants

will have to pay for, there is also the unknown

costs of Homeland Security operations for the

upcoming coronation of George II.

Of course, the peasants will have to pay for all

of that as well, ala a hefty increase in royal

taxes.

The most popular events, as decreed by royal edict,

will be the \"Saluting Those Who Serve The Empire\"

grand gala ball on January 18, which will \"honour\"

the Emperor's Imperial Army troops; and the \"Texas-

Wyoming Ball\" will perform for the pleasure of

George II and Court.

The royal edict also proclaims that all those wishing

to attend the Emperor's \"Texas-Wyoming Ball\" are

required to attend with the proper attire, a western-

style tuxedo with cowboy boots and stetson.

Spurs, chaps, and six-guns are optional.

Two minor formalities will be conducted -- The

Emperor-in-Thief's dance, which will be a

celebration for the Empire's troops, and for the

troops who will soon be required to go do their

patriotic chores in Iraq and Afghanistan.

A messenger from the Emperor says that the royal

family has given passes to 2,000 of its military

subjects to attend this dance.

The second minor formality will be held on January

19, on the castle's estate lawns, which will be

another dance, for the royal subjects and military

to \"celebrate freedom.\"

The royal edict further decrees that other

spectacular events of the coronation will be

the fireworks, and a grand parade of the

royal subjects, which they are required to

do, as well as musicians from the various

realms of the Empire, and about 300 horses.

Be sure to honour the hero of the parade,

the broom man who follows behind the horses.

Only the creme dela creme will be allowed to stay

at the Emperor's spatial estate.

Other members of the aristocracy will have the

honour of an Emperor's suite at the Ritz-Carlton,

at a mere $150,000 a night. Also included with

the suite is a personal butler, and a $20,000

dollar luggage set.

A royal order has been issued to the Homeland

Security to ensure that security will be vigilant,

thorough, and tight.

Those of the royal subjects who wish to see

the Emperor up close during the parade, will be

thoroughly searched, and will be required to pass

through metal detectors.

In addition to the Emperor's personal guards,

the Homeland Security, and thousands of local police,

there will be about 4,000 military troops will be

deployed, along with bomb-sniffing dogs, and other

military units to diligently search for chemical,

biological, and radioactive \"weapons of mass

destruction\", al-Qeada, domestic, and other

\"terrorists.\"





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