{"article":{"id":120397,"heading":"THE WIZARD IS A TRUE PATRIOT!","author":"The Wizard","created":"2004-12-21 21:29:23","modified":"2004-12-31 18:42:40","last_modified":"Sat, 01 Jan 2005 01:42:40","article":"

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www.cdbaby.com\/wizard2<\/p>\n","contact":"fergus572@aol.com","link":"www.cdbaby.com\/wizard","address":"581 overlook dr. Stone Mountain;GA 30087","phone":"770-981-6630","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"","summary":"Greetings;\r\nMy name is Bruce Ferguson also known as The Wizard! I don't have a problem with using my full name because I am a true patriot! I read your article about revolution and coup de tat!\r\nI am a soldier and I have articles on my web-sites that will justify this article!\r\nI am for the American people and I don't have a fearful cell in my body! I believe in telling the truth at all cost and I will be more than happy to ride with you! The question at hand is do you really want to ride? Sure I can tell you about the secret societies that select the president regardless of the votes! Sure I can tell you about the counters who counted the counters who encountered The Wizards!\r\nBut the true question at hand is do you want to ride? Do you want to ride?Do you want to ride? I know plenty of people who talk about revolution but DO YOU WANT TO RIDE?\r\nwww.cdbaby.com\/wizard\r\nwww.cdbaby.com\/wizard2\r\nIn courtesy of The Wizard. I await your answer.","numcomment":4,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2004\/12\/120397.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":120398,"heading":"dude you gotta be kiddin'","article":"Yo tunes is whack.......","author":"Flick","parent_id":120397,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2004-12-21 22:11:52","modified":"2004-12-21 22:11:52","fileurl":""},{"id":120401,"heading":"THE WIZARD IS A TRUE PATRIOT!","article":"Greetings;Mr. and Mrs. Mother's Prick\r\nOh; I am sorry Mrs.Trick Flick.Who do you guys or gals think you are? To me you are some wannabe Doors! I never heard of trick flick or whatever your name may be! I am sorry for saying your mother has a prick when she has a peter.\r\nNow listen you contaminated seed from the caucus island! You graphed recessive manic depressive skin like a pig,weak hair,turn colors in the sun,weak skinned,sun burned germ of a crew you!\r\nI am a revolutionary and revolutionaries tend to be wack! Learn how to spell mother-lover. You miss the whole point of my article you graphed recessive ,crawling on all fours when I taught you how to be civilized! My musical tunes are a reflection of myself and you need to look up the word wack before you use it so freely!\r\nSincerely; The Revolutionary at War-The Wizard","author":"THE WIZARD","parent_id":120397,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2004-12-22 00:04:40","modified":"2004-12-22 00:04:40","fileurl":""},{"id":120410,"heading":"Wiggedy wiggedy whack...","article":"I wrote you a new rap song for your next album. Feel free to use it. I call it: \r\n\r\n"GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT"\r\n\r\n\r\nThey call me thah WIZZARD\r\nSome call me Mr. Lizzard\r\nI like chicken gizzards, \r\nand sometimes chicken livers.\r\nBut I can't eat the damned things\r\nWhen I'm in a blizzard.\r\n\r\nI buss the rhymes\r\nSometimes even on time\r\nBut that's all that's sublime\r\nCuz some punk dropped a dime\r\n\r\nThen I got busted \r\nand stone cold disgusted\r\nlocked in the clink\r\nwith my cellmate I.M. Toasted\r\n\r\nBut its all cool\r\nI'm on a work release\r\nand I'm still a gangsta biatch\r\nman fuck dah po-lease\r\n\r\nBut I'm late foh mah job\r\nand dis ain't no vacation\r\ngotta git to mah work\r\nfore I violate mah probation\r\n\r\nI ain't at the top\r\nbut hey, its a start\r\nit takes time to learn this game\r\ncalled "the custodial arts"\r\nWhen I step into the school\r\nmy boss say "damm Wiz you late"\r\n"dem unrinals is in dere"\r\n"hollarin' yo name!"\r\n\r\n"here's yo scrub brush"\r\n"and yo Tidy Bowl too"\r\n"and yo plunger, and yo Comet,"\r\n"and yo Mr. Clean goo"\r\n\r\n"Don't fogit yo rubber gloves"\r\n"and those other supplies you need to take"\r\n"and pay attention to those urinals"\r\n"and change the scent cakes"\r\n\r\nWiggedy wiggedy wiggedy\r\n\r\nWHACK!","author":"Flick","parent_id":120397,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2004-12-22 13:28:20","modified":"2004-12-22 13:28:20","fileurl":""},{"id":120644,"heading":"THE WIZARD IS A TRUE PATRIOT!","article":"Damn;Trick Flick\r\nThat was mighty nice of you to dead-icate an entire song to The Wizard.I can see why they call you all trick flick because your shannanigans and tom fooleries are much to be desired.You all are so illiterate that it saddens me! A gloomy melancholly feeling came over me! I realized that I wanted to correct your stanza's, quatrain's,and continuous typograhical errors more than battle you lames.Then I realized that I was dealing with illiterate idiots.I thought that you all were just ignorant but then I realized that you all were just retarded! It mad me so sad!\r\nHowever;I felt that it was only right to type back since you took time out of your useless schedule to type The Wizard one big typograhical error! Before I start;I would like to say that my week is Trick Flick's whole life.\r\nTrick Flick; When you are talking about urinal cakes;I'll take your cookies mother-lover! I do mean mother-lover literally so there are no misunderstandings!\r\nMoving along;When you all are talking about bitches in your fiasco of a poem;I shall take your bitches!\r\nWhen you are talking about custodial arts;I shall dress up as a janitor and infiltrate your show of two audience members!Mom and Pop!\r\nI do commend you a tad bit because you spelled custodial right!\r\nYou all should have stayed in school and studied comprehension instead of The Wizard.\r\nI am planning an all out attack on trick flick called The art of war.You male lesbians!\r\nTrick Flick;This is not my first rodeo but it shall be your last! I recommend that you bring a lunch mother-lover.\r\nCheese crackers,saltines,mac and cheese whiz,peanut butter and jelly sandwiches,or whatever it is that you eat! I am preety sure that it has no nutritional value whatsoever!\r\nIt's quite obvious that your brain cells and brian waves are stalled! Goodness gracious;your hair line is receeding at a rapid rate due to deficiencies in your diet! One cannot live off of bread and water alone!\r\nMoving along;I am going to find out where you boys are at! Literally!\r\nWhen you are performing for a crowd of zero.\r\nI'll be watching! Mother-Lover\r\nWhen you all are at a picnics.\r\nI'll be watching! Mother-Lover\r\nWhen you all are casually getting stoned.\r\nI'll be watching! Mother-Lover\r\nWhen you all are at your barmitzvah because puberty struck late.\r\nI'll be watching you lame mother-lovers!\r\nDid I say puberty;well I meant to say period but it all depends! You could have both! You never know these days.\r\nMoving right along;I am going to hunt down your honey comb and take the stinger out of you boys.Then I;The Wizard will joyfully and gleefully watch as trick flick squill and squall in hell.\r\nYou boys really don't know who you messing with!\r\nYou think that The Wizard is a trick! Well trick flick frick or whatever your names maybe;This thing is much deeper than poems,tunes,fables,and allegories!\r\nI am going to find you boys at the red-neck bar and straight go up-side your heads!\r\nDon't you mother-lovers worry because I will be by myself if that add some ease to you cowardly hearted mother-lovers. I am quite sure that you travel in flocks.\r\nIt would not surprise me if your boyfriends fight your battles!\r\nMoving along; Contaminated Seeds\r\n Heathon Demons\r\n Male group sex\r\nNow you can choose one of those names for your group. mother-lover!\r\nWith you gay overtones and subtilities!\r\nOh! It would behoove you all to not respond no more to The Wizard!\r\nI am telling you right now that I am going to raise you boys from the cradle to the grave!\r\nHumbly and filled with Humility\r\nSincerely and Enthusiastically; The Revolutionary Soldier at war; THE WIZARD\r\n ","author":"The Wizard","parent_id":120397,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2004-12-31 18:42:40","modified":"2004-12-31 18:42:40","fileurl":""}]}