{"article":{"id":120280,"heading":"BREAKING NEWS: Blackwell Gets Promoted","author":"Denny Burbeck","created":"2004-12-14 05:50:30","modified":"2004-12-14 05:50:30","last_modified":"Tue, 14 Dec 2004 12:50:30","article":"

From: The (Humorous) Newswire

In Florida 2000, they took 57.000 democrats off the voting

roles.......in Ohio 2004, Kenneth Blackwell took 155,000

democrats off the voting rolls - nearly a three fold increase!

In Ohio 2004, Blackwell kept the recount from starting until

Dec. 13, the day the Electors are chosen. That is a significant

improvement from 2000! This time the recount will be meaningless

thanks to the briliant stalling by Blackwell to \"certify\" the Nov. 2

vote in Ohio, and eliminating the need for the US Supreme Court

to rule on the matter.

President Bush is so pleased with Blackwell and his Republican Associates in Ohio

that they have been selected to oversee the elections in the upcoming election

in Iraq. This is a perfect fit for the Ohio Republican

Chairman and his democracy crew.

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