{"article":{"id":119831,"heading":"Adolf Hitler To Visit Canada","author":"Joe Reporter","created":"2004-11-26 10:10:03","modified":"2004-11-26 12:27:53","last_modified":"Fri, 26 Nov 2004 19:27:53","article":"\r\n \r\n \r\n
\r\n Adolf\r\n Hitler To Visit Canada\r\n

Adolf Hitler is flying into Canada next week in a publicity stunt\r\n designed to assure his constituency in the Fatherland that he is popular\r\n in the democratic west.  Canada's Government has been happy to accommodate\r\n him and has spoken not a word of annoyance about the Dictator's intent to\r\n avoid speaking before the Canadian Parliament where Hitler fears he will\r\n be booed.<\/b><\/p>\r\n

To date, the Dictator is known to have killed not less than 100\r\n thousand Semites in cold blood, though the real numbers are unknown and\r\n many more are being held in detention camps, largely untracked and\r\n anonymous.  Despite the Dictator's violations of international law,\r\n the Geneva Convention and his active program of torture, rape and\r\n genocide, the Canadian Government has no plans on arresting the Dictator.<\/b><\/p>\r\n

The Dictator is to travel freely through Canada and plans on giving\r\n a speech in Halifax where he anticipates a warm welcome.  To date, no\r\n nation on Earth has dared to apprehend the war criminal, not even Chile\r\n where he personally clashed with state security.<\/b><\/p>\r\n

Meanwhile, without fear of repercussions from their allies, Hitler's\r\n war planners are setting out to begin a new aggression, this time against\r\n Iran.  Canada hopes this policy of appeasement will lead to a more\r\n peaceful world, but has yet to explain how and why.<\/b><\/p>\r\n

Rumors of future conflicts also include North Korea.  As long\r\n as Canadians are not directly effected by the worldwide slaughter, little\r\n pressure will be applied on Washington by Ottawa.<\/b><\/p><\/td>\r\n

\r\n \"All over people changing their votes
\r\n Along with their overcoats
\r\n If Adolf Hitler flew in today
\r\n They'd send a limousine anyway\"<\/b><\/i>\r\n

From \"White\r\n Man In Hammersmith Palais\",
\r\n by The Clash<\/p>\r\n

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\r\n Hitler Brings World Peace<\/b><\/i><\/p><\/td>\r\n <\/tr>\r\n<\/table>\r\n\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/html","summary":""All over people changing their votes\r\nAlong with their overcoats\r\nIf Adolf Hitler flew in today\r\nThey'd send a limousine anyway"","numcomment":1,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2004\/11\/119831.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":119833,"heading":"hee hee hee","article":"hey didn't you know that martin if full of shit and would accept vladthe impaler?.., for a price, depending on currency exchange of course.\r\nyou dumb yankees think bush is adolf, and in canada we survive under the khretien manifesto + the gulags+the weather,etc.\r\n\r\nyou have one thing right: ".. As long as Canadians are not directly effected by the worldwide slaughter, little pressure will be applied on Washington by Ottawa."\r\n\r\nYou really have that one right.\r\n","author":"Don Key","parent_id":119831,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2004-11-26 12:27:53","modified":"2004-11-26 12:27:53","fileurl":""}]}