{"article":{"id":117138,"heading":"Overheard at the White House","author":"Foreign Intel.","created":"2004-09-24 01:08:20","modified":"2004-09-24 01:08:20","last_modified":"Fri, 24 Sep 2004 08:08:20","article":"

Overheard\r\nAt the White House\r\nLaura: \"George W., you can't take this\r\nseriously.  I haven't seen you this worked up since you heard Saddam tried\r\nto kill your daddy.  Get a grip on yourself, no one is going to shoot you\r\nin the 'groined' area.\"<\/b>\r\nGeorge: \"Ah tell you, Laura, this\r\nthreat is serious.  Sue Niederer is comin' for me.  I'm hunkered down\r\nhere an' I'm not goin' out until my boys take her in.\"<\/b>\r\nLaura: \"Right, George W.  And just\r\nhow do you expect she's going to find you?\"<\/b>\r\nGeorge: \"I'm the President,\r\nLaura.  Every shit kicker from here to Abilene done knows where to find\r\nme.  I live in the White House, for God's sake!\"<\/b>\r\nLaura: \"That's my point, George W. \r\nYou live in the White House.  What do you think Sue Niederer is gonna do,\r\nwalk right in here an' shoot yeah?\"<\/b>\r\nGeorge: \"She gonna shoot me in the\r\nnuts, Laura!  That's what she said.  She gonna aim her shooter at 'em\r\nand taken 'em out!\"<\/b>\r\nLaura: \"She'd have to have some really\r\ngood aim, there, George W.\"<\/b>\r\nGeorge: \"How you know that she\r\ndoesn't.... Hey, I know what you're saying.  My pecker ain't that\r\nsmall.\"<\/b>\r\nLaura: \"Look George W., she'd need to\r\nhave one great scope and a steady hand to hit 'em.\"<\/b>\r\nGeorge: \"How would you know how big\r\nmine are compared to someone else?\"<\/b>\r\nLaura: \"George W., I'm from Texas and I\r\ndo have brothers.\"<\/b>\r\nGeorge: \"What's that mean?\"<\/b>\r\nLaura: \"Never mind.  Let's get\r\nback to Sue Niederer.\"<\/b>\r\nGeorge: \"I'd rather talk about my\r\nnuts.\"<\/b>\r\nLaura: \"Sue Niederer has got a piss\r\nant's chance of shootin' you in the nuts, George W.\"<\/b>\r\n<silence><\/b>\r\nLaura: \"George W., what are you doin'?\"<\/b>\r\nGeorge: \"I'm tryin' out this here\r\nbullet proof jock strap.\"<\/b>\r\nLaura: \"I didn't know they made\r\nthose.\"<\/b>\r\nGeorge: \"They don't, I had this one\r\ncustom made.\"<\/b>\r\nLaura: \"That goes without sayin'. \r\nNothin' but custom made fits you down there.\"<\/b>\r\nGeorge: \"There you go again, First Lady,\r\ndisrespecting my Presidential pecker.  Ah think I'll call up my boys again\r\nand see if'n they've moved on Niederer.\"<\/b>\r\nLaura: \"There's a war goin' on, George W.\r\nand all you can think about is your nuts.  Mrs. Niederer lost her son in\r\nyour war and all you can think about is your nuts.  Tell you the truth, George W.,\r\nif'n somethin' happened to your nuts, I wouldn't miss them.\"<\/b>\r\nGeorge: \"Threatenin' the President's\r\nnuts is a crime and I'm the President and these here are my nuts.\"<\/b>\r\nLaura: \"Put 'em away George W.\"<\/b>\r\nGeorge: \"Look First Lady, these here\r\nare my nuts and you're either with 'em or your 'gainst them.\"<\/b>\r\nLaura: \"And where's you're penis? \r\nAm I going to have to 'smoke 'em out'?\"<\/b>\r\nGeorge: \"Bend over Laura, I'm a\r\nhankering for your 'anus of evil.'\"<\/b>\r\nLaura: \"I sure like it when you talk\r\ndirty to me, George W.\"<\/b>\r\nGeorge: \"Bring 'em on.  Let's get\r\na pretzel and do the Clinton thang.\"<\/b>\r\nLaura: \"Bring 'em on.....\"<\/b>\r\n<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/html","summary":"Monitored on the five meter band...","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2004\/09\/117138.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}