Donut\r\nShop Hero
\r\n(Spoof on John Lennon's Working Class Hero)\r\nAs\r\nsoon as you're at work
\r\nThey make you feel small
\r\nDemanding a donut while
\r\nPaying nothing at all\r\nWhile paying customers
\r\nWait in a line
\r\nThe men in blue
\r\nCut in from behind\r\nA donut shop hero is something to be
\r\nA donut shop hero is something to be\r\n\"Give me a coffee
\r\nGive me some joe
\r\nLast time I asked for a cruller
\r\nYou gave me a hole\"\r\n\"Listen boy,
\r\nI'm talking to you.
\r\nMake it quick
\r\nI'm the man in blue.\"\r\nA donut shop hero is something to be
\r\nA donut shop hero is something to be\r\nPissed as you are
\r\nYou think up something quick
\r\nAnd substitute milk
\r\nWith cream from your dick\r\nYou stir it real well
\r\nHe won't have a clue
\r\n\"Have a good day, officer,
\r\nNice talking to you!\"\r\nA donut shop hero is something to be
\r\nA donut shop hero is something to be
\r\nIf you want to be a hero, just follow me...
\r\n\r\n<\/p>
(If the above leaves you aghast, you have no sense of humor)<\/p>\r\n\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/html","summary":"More anti-police state poetry.","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2004\/09\/117052.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}