Axis\r\nof Evil Behind Hurricane of Mass Destruction\r\nTom Von Ridge, Department\r\nof Fatherland Security\r\n<\/p>
Al-Qaeda has teamed up with brutal dictator and sex industry leader, Fidel\r\nCastro. Recent chatter indicates that Osama bin-Laden obtained the\r\npermission of Cuban President Fidel Castro to provide safe passage to hurricane\r\nIvan as it traverses Cuba on its way to a US Military base in Pensacola,\r\nFlorida. Ivan, a category five hurricane, packs the destructive power of a\r\nnuclear arsenal and promises to do its best to disrupt the American political\r\ncampaign season.<\/p>\r\n
Proof\r\nof Cuban involvement in Ivan was found hidden on the Communist website, Granma,\r\nan organ of Fidel Castro's disobedient regime. Attempts to contact Granma\r\nhave failed. Corroborating reports of Communist cooperation with the Ivan\r\nplot have been discovered within in this\r\ndocument, where Fidel Castro admits removing the Cuban people from its path,\r\nthereby decreasing the resistive mass that would otherwise aid in slowing the\r\nhurricane down. By removing the Cuban people from Ivan's path, Castro is\r\naiding and abetting a hurricane of mass destruction.<\/p>\r\n
\r\nCuban Madman, Fidel Castro<\/b><\/p>\r\n
Cuban madman, Fidel Castro, has expressed no concern for the lives of\r\ninnocent Americans likely to be taken by Ivan.<\/p>\r\n
The Department of Fatherland Security asks all Americans to be vigilant for\r\nsigns of hurricane cooperation. Specifically, report pregnant women,\r\n\"Americans\" dressed as Catholic priests and brown skinned persons that\r\nseem out of place to Fatherland Security or your local law enforcement office.<\/p>\r\n\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/html","summary":"Leader Bush prepares to retaliate against Cuba.","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2004\/09\/116844.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}