{"article":{"id":116648,"heading":"Bush's Convention Speech, Edited for Clarity","author":"Honky D","created":"2004-09-08 04:40:48","modified":"2005-08-15 03:02:16","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 10:02:16","article":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><body><p>National Corporate Radio, the least trusted name in news, brings you coverage of issues of the day that makes resistance seem futile. Below, please tune in for a sample of our special Republican National Convention coverage. Hear from our fabulous President, as he discusses his plans to deploy weapons of mass destruction, labels Senator John Kerry a friend of terror, and guarantees that a future America will once again learn to embrace slavery. <br><br> More of our specious news may be heard at the indymedia affiliated webcaster, killradio, every Tuesday night from 7-8 pm PST, and at our glorious website. See below. <br><br> You've been warned. Ignorance is no longer an excuse!<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","contact":"malkavai@mac.com","link":"http:\/\/www.corntato.com","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"audio\/mpeg","summary":"Attend! National Corporate Radio, a scathing parody of npr, brings you excerpts of Bush's speech at the RNC. We carefully edited this speech to more closely reflect our Great Leader's true intentions. Enjoy!","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2004\/09\/bush_convention_speech.mp3","filesize":"3.5 mebibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2004\/09\/116648.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}