{"article":{"id":116489,"heading":"Kerry campaign shakeup 3 staffers walk the plank","author":"Disalusioned","created":"2004-09-02 15:39:32","modified":"2004-09-02 15:39:32","last_modified":"Thu, 02 Sep 2004 22:39:32","article":"<p>John Forbes Kerry Heinz today shook up his campaign staff by firing several loyal key people and replaced them with new faces in an effort to keep his languishing campaign from sinking like a swift boat after hitting a Viet Cong mine. <br><br> As can be expected Kerry has already abandoned ship and prepared an after action report crediting himself as a selfless hero and placing the blame on his hard working crew and staff. As Kerry paddles to safety in his life raft built of excuses and blame for others. <br><br>   Kerry Heinz is leaving his staff behind on his sinking ship, while preparing the excuses for November 3, 2004.  Word is Kerry Heinz will be traveling to Paris to meet in secrete with a delegation from Haliburton and Mobil Oil. <br><br>   Kerry cares not about the issues, his own loyal staff, his hardworking crew of volunteers, family, or the people.  Only the all important John Forbes Kerry legasy and image count for this preppy ass-hole. <\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"John Forbes Heinz Kerry's inability to stand for anything and lackluster efforts, while snowboarding and windsurfing have created this mess.  Howard Dean we miss you!!!!","numcomment":0,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2004\/09\/116489.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[]}