John Ashcroft Named \"Person of Interest\" in Boston Media Terror\r\nHoax\r\n<\/p>
July 24, 2004<\/b><\/p>\r\n
(Radio Free Boston) BOSTON - John Ashcroft has been\r\nnamed a \"person of interest\" in the recent media terror hoax announced\r\nby the FBI. John Ashcroft, a man on the fringes of American society, known\r\nfor his love of guns and slavery and known as well as a strong supporter of the\r\nConfederacy, is under investigation for using official government agencies in a\r\nbid to manipulate the media.<\/b><\/p>\r\n
Signs of mental instability have surrounded Mr.\r\nAshcroft since he took office as the nation's Attorney General. Just\r\nafter 9\/11, Mr. Ashcroft revealed his obsession with the female breast when he\r\nused $8,000.00 in tax payer's money to hide the breasts of a statue of\r\n\"Lady Justice.\" Efforts to gain access to his personal computer\r\nhave failed, but it is rumored to hold a cache of pornographic images, primarily\r\nof naked children with wings and harps floating about the clouds. A friend\r\nof the next door neighbor of his personal psychologist claims that this is what\r\nJohn Ashcroft is thinking about when he sings \"Where Eagles Fly.\"<\/b><\/p>\r\n
Members of the Boston Activist Community believe that\r\nMr. Ashcroft if orchestrating the media terror hoax in a bid to turn the media\r\nagainst protesters planning on attending the anti-DNC protests this coming\r\nweek. Even before the DNC has started, Mr. Ashcroft, through his hoax, is\r\nproducing a mental image of violence that purely exists within his imagination.<\/b><\/p>\r\n
CNN, FOX and the Boston Police Department have been\r\nmore than accommodating to Mr. Ashcroft, parroting his alleged hoax and\r\n\"leaking information\" designed to further misinform the American\r\npublic. The true nature of Mr. Ashcroft's plot can be seen in the physical\r\nlayout of the \"Free Speech\" concentration camp he has constructed in\r\nBoston where Americans wishing to express their views will be caged and\r\nsurrounded by police.<\/b><\/p>\r\n
Attempts by this news outlet to contact Mr. Ashcroft\r\nhave been futile.<\/b><\/p>\r\n \r\n\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/html","summary":"John Ashcroft has been named a "person of interest" in the recent media terror hoax announced by the FBI. John Ashcroft, a man on the fringes of American society, known for his love of guns and slavery and known as well as a strong supporter of the Confederacy, is under investigation for using official government agencies in a bid to manipulate the media.","numcomment":1,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2004\/07\/114627.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":114632,"heading":"PC walnuts","article":"Attempts by this news outlet to contact Mr. Ashcroft have been futile.<\/I>\r\n
\r\nGee, I wonder why? I don't care for Asscraft either, but I doubt he's a "lover of slavery."\r\n
\r\nUnless you have exclusive interviews with one of his slaves, you're out of your league, Mao. Cram that PC garbage with walnuts.","author":"Manchurian liberal","parent_id":114627,"mime_type":"text\/html","created":"2004-07-25 11:58:28","modified":"2004-07-25 11:58:28","fileurl":""}]}