{"article":{"id":111677,"heading":"The 'Leader' of the Free world battles an umbrella- and loses","author":"roflmao","created":"2004-06-03 19:09:23","modified":"2005-08-15 02:57:16","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 09:57:16","article":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><body><p>bush vs the umbrella- a battle for the ages <br>  <br> <a href=\"http:\/\/news.xinhuanet.com\/english\/2004-06\/02\/content_1503637.htm\">http:\/\/news.xinhuanet.com\/english\/2004-06\/02\/content_1503637.htm<\/a> <br><br> thanks dubya... yet another example proving to all the tv duped sheeple that anyone could beat this idiot shrub. <br><br> it is time to recognize that WE OUTNUMBER THEM <br><br> this summer, massive party in boston to give kerry the boot at the DNC- i know everyone can't make it... what's the plan for here in la?  can we shut down the freeways for four days... massive block parties everywhere.. <br><br> get lots of inspiring music here <br>  <br> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.benfrank.net\/nuke\/Free_Peace_mp3s.html\">http:\/\/www.benfrank.net\/nuke\/Free_Peace_mp3s.html<\/a> <br><br> (if you haven't downloaded the new ani song... i highly recommend it, and the video too ;-)<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/gif","summary":"everyone needs a laugh- check this out... bush has to walk from the helicopter to the jet... an otherwise tyical morning until osama's black magic hits... our brave leader is thrust into a massive battle with an evil black umbrella clearly controlled by bin laden from his cave.","numcomment":1,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2004\/06\/bush-umbrella_fight.gif","filesize":"9.3 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2004\/06\/111677.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2004\/06\/bush-umbrella_fight.gif"}},"attachments":[{"id":111678,"heading":"Isn't this obvious?","article":"Why are we being offered two flavors of war.... supposedly height is more important than your position on war and peace.","author":"roflmao","parent_id":111677,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","created":"2004-06-03 19:09:23","modified":"2005-08-15 02:57:16","fileurl":"\/usr\/local\/www-domains\/la.indymedia.org\/public\/uploads\/2004\/06\/dk-workforpeace.jpg","image":{"original":"\/usr\/local\/www-domains\/la.indymedia.org\/public\/uploads\/2004\/06\/dk-workforpeace.jpg"}},{"id":111679,"heading":"get it","article":"kerry is the dream candidate... of Karl Rove!   he is so dull and boring... it's like the DNC is trying to throw the election to bush.  No way, we will never accept kerry and his stinking 40,000 more troops bullshit.  Will Jenna and Barb bush twin partygoers. will they be drafted?  or kerry's kids?   fuck the draft","author":"roflmao","parent_id":111677,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","created":"2004-06-03 19:09:23","modified":"2005-08-15 02:57:16","fileurl":"\/usr\/local\/www-domains\/la.indymedia.org\/public\/uploads\/2004\/06\/kerry-electablebs.jpg","image":{"original":"\/usr\/local\/www-domains\/la.indymedia.org\/public\/uploads\/2004\/06\/kerry-electablebs.jpg"}}],"comments":[{"id":111691,"heading":"umbrella","article":"And just think - Bush was planning to use that thing as a parachute if the badly made GE engine on that fighter plane died as he was approaching the Abraham Lincoln just outside of San Diego Harbor.  Rumor has it that the neocons have already found a new use for umbrellas, though - they are going to distribute them to the homeless with funds donated by real estate billionaires and then claim that the idea that there are hundreds of thousands of people without shelter in the USA is a myth.","author":"Meyer London","parent_id":111677,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2004-06-03 20:17:49","modified":"2004-06-03 20:17:49","fileurl":""}]}