{"article":{"id":106566,"heading":"CNN POLL HAS KERRY WAY AHEAD","author":"Albert Kada","created":"2004-03-30 23:45:04","modified":"2004-03-31 04:34:07","last_modified":"Wed, 31 Mar 2004 11:34:07","article":"<p>Well the bribery thing is standard procedure but a flip flop can be caused by anything. The element of surprise for instance. Technicaly, every decision Kerry makes concerning his job as senator is political, including the color of his socks. <br><br> Would Kerry flip flop to get elected? Did he flip flop? Will he flip flop? Let's hope so. <br><br> CNN'S CROSSFIRE tried to incite violence with other misleading statistics like 2 thirds of Americans think Bush is doing a good job on something. <br><br> Please tell the rest of the world that one American still thinks Bush is doing a good job on anything and I will show you an example of justifiable homicide. The next person who even looks like an American and gets killed was probably killed due to the program called CROSSFIRE on CNN. <br><br> WILLIAM COHEN lied about 911 and promised a creative excuse for 911. Cohen said the US never suffered such devastation. I think Pearl Harbor was worse. So was one average day in the civil war. <br><br> Cohen said Condaleeza Rice will flip flop on whether to testify based on Bush's ratings in the polls, and whether or not it will help him or hurt him. <br><br> Sadly, what all polls indicate is that the polls are flawed, or the majority of Americans are stupid. The former is debatable, the latter is common knowledge that can be proven daily. <br><br> by Albert Kada <br> Independent Terrorist Journalist <br> World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft. <br> designer of the Patriot softwareless electronic voting machine. <br> designer of the IONOSPHERE HOG. <br> Stolen from the the frequently unpublished newspaper \"The American Blasphemer\" please copy <br> <\/p>\n","contact":"davecom@io.com","link":"http:\/\/www.io.com\/~davecom\/","address":"remote intelligence outpost in Texas","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"CNN'S Wolf Blitzer exposed the results of a poll indicating that every one who understands english knows that Kerry changes his mind about issues for &quot;political reasons&quot;. (less than 60 percent) I have to assume that the minority opinion was from the uneducated or non-english speakers. Perhaps some think Kerry takes direct bribes.\n","numcomment":5,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2004\/03\/106566.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":106568,"heading":"ACT FAST!","article":"Because so many of you responded to our prveious advertisement, we're offering this EXCLUSIVE deal for you, Joe Public. 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","author":"Infomercial","parent_id":106566,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2004-03-31 00:21:17","modified":"2004-03-31 00:21:17","fileurl":""},{"id":106576,"heading":"The bitter get more bitter","article":"Infartmercial, there's not enough mental health care out there to cover you.  ","author":"Happy White Guy","parent_id":106566,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2004-03-31 04:07:40","modified":"2004-03-31 04:07:40","fileurl":""},{"id":106578,"heading":"Stay hidden in Berkeley, bakla","article":"Message to Albert gayda,\r\n\r\nKeep taking your lithium.\r\n\r\nLekh taaseh amidat yadaim al hagag, vetekhavan et hazain layareah.\r\n","author":"Kerry Nader","parent_id":106566,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2004-03-31 04:23:36","modified":"2004-03-31 04:23:36","fileurl":""},{"id":106580,"heading":"Kerry's a fascist","article":"He'll say whatever his corporate masters tell him to say.  Hopefully someone will snuff him before he fools the fucking democrats into thinking amerika is once again the home of the free and they fall back into their complacency.  I know the dems aren't much, but of the 2 parties they're the ones more likely to wake the fuck up.","author":"Jer","parent_id":106566,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2004-03-31 04:33:39","modified":"2004-03-31 04:33:39","fileurl":""},{"id":106581,"heading":"Kerry's a fascist","article":"He'll say whatever his corporate masters tell him to say.  Hopefully someone will snuff him before he fools the fucking democrats into thinking amerika is once again the home of the free and they fall back into their complacency.  I know the dems aren't much, but of the 2 parties they're the ones more likely to wake the fuck up.","author":"Jer","parent_id":106566,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2004-03-31 04:34:07","modified":"2004-03-31 04:34:07","fileurl":""}]}