{"article":{"id":103812,"heading":"Feeling Flaccid?","author":"willy","created":"2004-02-26 06:24:15","modified":"2013-11-11 00:28:52","last_modified":"Mon, 11 Nov 2013 07:28:52","article":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.stopsuvs.org\/html\/hummer_models.htm\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/www.stopsuvs.org\/html\/hummer_models.htm<\/a> Feeling flaccid?  <br>  <br> Then of course, there is the Hummer. Driving this SUV is perhaps the best way to elicit disgust and laughter simultaneously. When the asteroid hits, you'll be out of gas in 2 hours!  <br>  <br> Dummer D1  <br>  <br> Need to look tough? Need some attention? Need to demonstrate that you're able to a) wantonly waste cash or b) sign the stupidest auto loan ever granted?  <br>  <br> Guess what? We all know you're compensating for that special something. You were feeling a wee bit small somewhere, and now your big trophy truck is taking care of that little problem!  <br>  <br> EPA estimated mpg :  <br>  <br> Class 3 trucks are not required to submit EPA estimates... and that law protects whom?  <br>  <br> Bummer B2  <br>  <br> How abysmally disgusting can consumerism get? Aren't we taking \"it's a free country\" a tad bit too far? If you want to use that argument, why not just drive an M1 Abrams tank? Get off the libertarian crack pipe and get real, we have to draw a line somewhere.  <br>  <br> Anyone who condones this SUV ought to go talk to the Nigerians about Shell Oil. That would shed some perspective on free rights.  <br>  <br> EPA estimated mpg :  <br>  <br> Class 3 trucks are not required to submit EPA estimates... and that law protects whom?  <br>  <br> &nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.stopsuvs.org\/html\/hummer_models.htm\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/www.stopsuvs.org\/html\/hummer_models.htm<\/a>  <br>  <br> \n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"Hummers Suck!","numcomment":3,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2004\/02\/103812.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":103857,"heading":"I have an H2","article":"I hapened to like my SUV .. jealous bastards .. so it takes more gas ..  it is an unusual vehicle .. I like it\r\nand you can get a great tax rebate\r\n\r\njealousy and teling people what to do is UNAMERICAN .. you do not like hummers, fine .. just keep your hands off mine\r\noh yeah, and the wee bit small stick is real original .. must have stayed up all night thinking if that one","author":"Thomas","parent_id":103812,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2004-02-27 00:10:19","modified":"2004-02-27 00:10:19","fileurl":""},{"id":103864,"heading":"I have an H2","article":"wow, you must have a very big dick to need such a funny looking vehicle to put it in...\r\nsee you at the gas pumps ha ha ha .","author":"Ha ha","parent_id":103812,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2004-02-27 01:36:48","modified":"2004-02-27 01:36:48","fileurl":""},{"id":104436,"heading":"maybe just lacking a sense of self","article":"I suspect that hummer owners lack a sense of &quot;self&quot; or a sense of a valuable existence.\r\n\r\nWhat cologne do you wear?\r\n\r\nWhat's your favorite cable tv show?\r\n\r\nTell me about your favorite firearm.\r\n\r\nThese things, they're nothingness turned into objects.  They are death made into objects we imagine to be animated with life.","author":"more rational","parent_id":103812,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2004-03-06 21:50:58","modified":"2004-03-06 21:50:58","fileurl":""}]}