{"article":{"id":98620,"heading":"&quot;Nice Cake&quot;","author":"Baker's Man","created":"2003-12-25 13:52:08","modified":"2005-08-15 01:50:24","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:50:24","article":"<p>Nice cake... heh heh heh heh....<\/p>\n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"Patty cake, patty cake, roll 'em roll 'em roll 'em roll 'em\r\n\r\nThrow 'em in the pan!","numcomment":1,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2003\/12\/nice_cake.jpg","filesize":"70.3 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2003\/12\/98620.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2003\/12\/nice_cake.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2003\/12\/nice_cake.jpgthumb.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":98646,"heading":"what? wal mart workers not happy?","article":"Could it be the low pay, harsh work conditions, and general anti-worker culture at Wal-Mart that's getting this person upset?  Or could it be Wal-Mart's hiring of marginal employees, like gangbangers with, ummmm, unresolved anger issues, that is the issue here.\r\n\r\nMental health cutbacks, stress in schools, low wages = special cakes in the Wal-Mart washroom.","author":"more rational","parent_id":98620,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-25 21:21:34","modified":"2003-12-25 21:21:34","fileurl":""}]}