{"article":{"id":98230,"heading":"George Dubya found caught in a dirt-tunnel hideout, 20 feet beneath the White House","author":"Operation American Freedom","created":"2003-12-21 18:16:29","modified":"2005-08-15 01:50:09","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:50:09","article":"","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":""High Value Target" George W Bush was found caught in a dirt- tunnel hideout, 20 feet beneath the White House, 8 months after his defeat in the 2004 Presidential elections. \r\n\r\n "Troops clear the opening of the tunnel, revealing a vertical shaft about 2m deep. They discovered George W. Bush, sitting in the bottom of the tunnel cradling a pistol in his lap. When asked who he was, he reportedly replied "George Dubya"  \r\n","numcomment":7,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2003\/12\/dubya.jpg","filesize":"19.3 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2003\/12\/98230.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2003\/12\/dubya.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2003\/12\/dubya.jpgthumb.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":98231,"heading":""... 8 months after his defeat in the 2004 Presidential elections."","article":"Wishful thinking, and entirely without basis in reality.\r\n\r\nHowever, it IS a good Photoshop.","author":"LKLKJJHGJ","parent_id":98230,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-21 18:33:45","modified":"2003-12-21 18:33:45","fileurl":""},{"id":98235,"heading":"check him for lice","article":"cause he must have picked up a few from the rest of the crew.","author":"? who","parent_id":98230,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-21 18:53:15","modified":"2003-12-21 18:53:15","fileurl":""},{"id":98240,"heading":"Very good!!","article":"Hilarious picture!!  Unlike communists, I have a sense of humor.","author":"Barney","parent_id":98230,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-21 20:43:02","modified":"2003-12-21 20:43:02","fileurl":""},{"id":98260,"heading":"looks","article":"looks like a drunken bum","author":"o","parent_id":98230,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-22 01:06:31","modified":"2003-12-22 01:06:31","fileurl":""},{"id":98282,"heading":"The Balled of George Bush","article":"Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Bush,\r\nHis weak economy 'bout to fall right on its tush.\r\nTo main-tain status he might have to kick more ass,\r\nHe got Saddam, but he wants Iranian gas. \r\n\r\n(Oil, that is. Black crack. Fossil dependency.) \r\n\r\nWell the first thing you knew, Saddam was hiding in a hole...\r\nDubya said, "the fella looks just like mole!"\r\nSaid, "In a Holy WAR is the place we all should be!"\r\nSo they loaded up the tanks and went looking for Osami. \r\n\r\n(Pakastan, that is. Fundamentalism. Taliban) \r\n\r\n*** The Overly Rich Bullies! *** \r\n\r\n[Insert Banjo Break Here] \r\n\r\nNow it's time to say "shut up" to Bush and all his crew,\r\nCause we're mighty pissed at them for what they always do.\r\nYou're all invited to the street to shout out vocally,\r\nAnd make a heapin' helpin' of some true democracy. \r\n\r\n(By the people, that is.) Speak out a spell. Tell your rulers off.\r\nY'all come out now, y'hear? \r\n\r\n","author":"Jed Clampett","parent_id":98230,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-22 04:44:52","modified":"2003-12-22 04:44:52","fileurl":""},{"id":98296,"heading":""You're all invited to the street to shout out vocally,","article":"And make a heapin' helpin' of some true democracy."\r\n\r\nSee, that's your problem.  That's why you never accomplish anything.\r\n\r\nYou think that merely by gathering in the street and making a big fuss, you're going to change anything.\r\n\r\nYeah, that sure works, doesn't it?\r\n\r\n"No War" protests.  Didn't work.\r\n\r\n"No Occupation" protests.  Not working.\r\n\r\nHere's an idea.  Write your elected representatives.  Vote.  Run for office yoruself.\r\n\r\nAnything else is just "feel-good" grandstanding, and serves no useful purpose.","author":"lkjgug","parent_id":98230,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-22 13:03:22","modified":"2003-12-22 13:03:22","fileurl":""},{"id":98302,"heading":"That's GWB's Disguise","article":"That's just GWB's disguise brought about with the help of a great make up artist.\r\n\r\nIt allows George to infiltrate anti-war protests going unrecognized and passing for a regular.","author":"Adult Supervisor","parent_id":98230,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-22 13:47:45","modified":"2003-12-22 13:47:45","fileurl":""}]}