{"article":{"id":97293,"heading":"SADDAM CAPTURED! NO MORE ATTACKS AGAINST AMERICANS!","author":"KL","created":"2003-12-15 18:12:54","modified":"2013-11-11 00:28:00","last_modified":"Mon, 11 Nov 2013 07:28:00","article":"<br>  <br> Certainly, this is a day of celebration for the Left as well as the Right, as the capture of <br>  <br> Saddam will now stop the attacks against Americans men and Women in Uniforms (by an <br>  <br> Iraqi populace who were afraid of his possible return). <br>  <br> Now we can expect those &ldquo;flowers of gratitude&rdquo; (instead of bombs) being thrown at our <br>  <br> troops for liberating Iraq!! <br>  <br> Now, our young men and women in uniform can be home for Christmas! \n","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"text\/plain","summary":"Iraq is liberated!!\r\nNo more attacks against our troops!!","numcomment":13,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/","filesize":null,"article_url":"\/news\/2003\/12\/97293.php"},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":97300,"heading":"KL get a grip on it!","article":"I realize that most of what you are say is more tongue in cheek then true feelings, we know that the thugs and hate mongers will continue with their attacks until we kill them off.  We also know that the leftist that post on this site will have an outpouring of sympathy and concern for Saddam\u2019s well being.","author":"Boxcutter","parent_id":97293,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-15 18:59:35","modified":"2013-11-11 00:28:00","fileurl":""},{"id":97306,"heading":"Congratulations!!!","article":"Now, run and arrest G W BUSH....QUICK \r\n\r\nanyway ...I still wondering...\r\n\r\nWhere are the WMD Bush promised us? (State of the Union speech, Jan. 2003: &quot;25,000 liters of anthrax ... 38,000 liters of botulinum toxin ... materials to produce as much as 500 tons of sarin, mustard and VX nerve agent ... upwards of 30,000 munitions capable of delivering chemical agents ... several mobile biological weapons labs ... thousands of Iraqi security personnel ... at work hiding documents and materials from the U.N. inspectors.&quot; ","author":"Alan","parent_id":97293,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-15 19:24:20","modified":"2003-12-15 19:24:20","fileurl":""},{"id":97313,"heading":"Well","article":"&quot;Where are the WMD Bush promised us&quot;\r\n\r\nIn addition to what you've already mentioned which will or will not be found depending on how successful Sadam was at hiding or transferring them in the time you whining, handwringing turncoats allotted him as you marched in support of him, I think it's fairly obvious that the real WMD are the hordes of savage islamofascists which have thronged to Iraq and are being slowly engaged and slaughtered.\r\n\r\nExtreme Islam is the real WMD.","author":"fresca8776","parent_id":97293,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-15 19:49:20","modified":"2003-12-15 19:49:20","fileurl":""},{"id":97326,"heading":"Bush still at large...","article":"Where is Osama?","author":"Dept. of Historical Amnesia","parent_id":97293,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-15 20:44:37","modified":"2003-12-15 20:44:37","fileurl":""},{"id":97328,"heading":"way to go","article":"way to be an obtuse asshole. Is poor baby sad saddam is caught? you can still cheer for osama so all is not lost. Remember the cup is half full. ","author":"jonson","parent_id":97293,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-15 20:53:08","modified":"2003-12-15 20:53:08","fileurl":""},{"id":97334,"heading":"WAR OVER! WMD FOUND!","article":"Haven't you heard? When the troops captured Saddam they ALSO found 25,000 liters of anthrax ... 38,000 liters of botulinum toxin ... 500 tons of sarin, mustard and VX nerve agent... and a donkey! It was ALL IN THAT HOLE along with Saddam... the very control center where he directed the anti-American resistance!\r\n\r\nWell, thank goodness they captured Saddam. Let's see now. The U.S. invaded Iraq, destroyed the government, killed Saddam's sons... captured Saddam... and of course found millions of tons of evil WMD. So the wars is over now, right? The troops are coming home now, right?","author":"Abbie Hoffman","parent_id":97293,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-15 21:03:00","modified":"2003-12-15 21:03:00","fileurl":""},{"id":97340,"heading":"next big project","article":"\r\nThe military geniuses' next big project will be to find some functioning brain cells in Bush's head. The last attempt to find them resulted in and even more humiliating failure than Jimmy Carter's attempt to rescue the hostages in Iran in 1980. But medical technology has advanced since 1981 and this time they may find more than a few cell fragments preserved in drops of whiskey.","author":"Meyer London","parent_id":97293,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-15 21:11:39","modified":"2003-12-15 21:11:39","fileurl":""},{"id":97351,"heading":"Computer Warriors","article":"&quot;I think it's fairly obvious that the real WMD are the hordes of savage islamofascists which have thronged to Iraq and are being slowly engaged and slaughtered. &quot;\r\n\r\n\r\nBut, not by you, huh? Someone else is going to do the &quot;engaging&quot; for you? Why is that? Aren't you just a little ashamed to be plugging for a war that you don't fight? ","author":"Syd","parent_id":97293,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-15 21:49:07","modified":"2003-12-15 21:49:07","fileurl":""},{"id":97353,"heading":"I've asked this of others, Syd; now it's your turn.","article":"What are you doing to support the cause you believe in?","author":"nonanarchist1644","parent_id":97293,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-15 21:52:42","modified":"2003-12-15 21:52:42","fileurl":""},{"id":97358,"heading":"Everything is ok now ; )","article":"Hey everyone Saddam is captured.  Now is a good time to get out of politics.  Everything is all over now.\r\nThe problem is all solved. \r\n\r\nlets all get naked and have a big orgy!\r\n\r\nSMOKE CRACK AND WORSHIP SATAN!","author":"Non- Anarchist","parent_id":97293,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-15 22:19:33","modified":"2003-12-15 22:19:33","fileurl":""},{"id":97361,"heading":"botulinium toxin","article":"<p>Is it any coincidence that <b>botox treatments<\/b> got popular shortly before we began to attack Iraq?  According to Terence McKenna of the New York Times, US Customs seized over 200 litres of botox in transit from Syria to Hollywood, CA, hidden in suitcases.<\/p>\r\n\r\n<p>Also, in other news, confidential sources report that over $80 million was found along with Saddam Hussein.  It was discovered hidden in his shoe when he was sent through security.  The former dictator offered to buy the TSA workers beers and Christmas hams, but they refused, demanding an undisclosed amount for their silence.  &quot;Let's just say some of us are giving ourselves a much deserved raise, a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.  Thanks Saddam,&quot; said a US Customs worker who wished to remain anonymous.<\/p>","author":"more rational","parent_id":97293,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-15 23:13:12","modified":"2003-12-15 23:13:12","fileurl":""},{"id":97383,"heading":"Dumber by the dozen","article":"&quot;But, not by you, huh? Someone else is going to do the &quot;engaging&quot; for you? Why is that? Aren't you just a little ashamed to be plugging for a war that you don't fight? &quot;\r\n\r\nWhat is it with you assholes?\r\n\r\nDo you think the Americans who stayed at home during WW2 were ashamed?\r\n\r\nShould every child and elderly person be &quot;ashamed&quot; not to be in Iraq.\r\n\r\nHow about you..are you &quot;ashamed&quot; to not be in Iraq helping the rebels?\r\n\r\nWhat sort of logic are you employing.\r\n\r\nAnd my answer is...of course not.\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"fresca563","parent_id":97293,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-16 01:56:59","modified":"2003-12-16 01:56:59","fileurl":""},{"id":97464,"heading":"WoW ALL The IMC trolls 7 chickenhawks HERE.","article":"Here They come guys incoming!!!!\r\n\r\nWho cares about saddam? nobody. You are uninvited. Get out!","author":"christ is another bush lie","parent_id":97293,"mime_type":"image\/gif","created":"2003-12-16 15:26:13","modified":"2005-08-15 01:49:35","fileurl":"\/usr\/local\/www-domains\/la.indymedia.org\/public\/uploads\/2003\/12\/chickenhawkdown.gifrwrgir.gif","image":{"original":"\/usr\/local\/www-domains\/la.indymedia.org\/public\/uploads\/2003\/12\/chickenhawkdown.gifrwrgir.gif"}}]}