{"article":{"id":96786,"heading":"G. I. Joke","author":"MAD","created":"2003-12-09 19:02:48","modified":"2005-08-15 01:49:14","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:49:14","article":"","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"self explanatory","numcomment":34,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2003\/12\/madgijoke.jpg","filesize":"441.7 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2003\/12\/96786.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2003\/12\/madgijoke.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2003\/12\/madgijoke.jpgthumb.jpg","medium":"\/uploads\/2003\/12\/madgijoke.jpgmid.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":96793,"heading":"the captain","article":"I used to watch the Captain Midnight show when I was a little boy back in the 1950's. The difference between Bush and the guy playing Captain Midnight is that the latter was a better actor and did not stumble over big words, and for some reason he looked a lot less ridiculous even while wearing a virtually identical suit. Also, he always defeated the enemy insurgents with no Americans being killed. As even Bushy Tail must realize by now, life usually does not work out like a children's television street.","author":"Meyer London","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-09 19:35:37","modified":"2003-12-09 19:35:37","fileurl":""},{"id":96795,"heading":""little boy back in the 1950's."","article":"Twice in the same day Meyer London makes a comment about "little boys". I think we can all see where this is leading...\r\n\r\nI didn't realize that Meyer was such a aged feeble old man though. What are you Meyer? Like 60??\r\n\r\nMy mommy always told me to respect my elders, but I don't think she thought I'd ever run across any pedophile communists...","author":"Max","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-09 19:52:49","modified":"2003-12-09 19:52:49","fileurl":""},{"id":96800,"heading":"Meyer London","article":"I bet you have absolutely no idea what it feels like to have to go without. I bet you've never been hungry uncertain of where your next meal was coming from, have you?\r\n\r\nYou were probably born with a silver spoon in your mouth, grew up in a wealthy family where mummy and doddy made all the really tough decision for their spoiled little brat, huh? \r\n\r\nLike what color Rolls-Royce to get him for his sixteenth birthday or which  ivy league college to send him too for his graduate studies.\r\n\r\nAnd certainly you've never considered serving in the armed forces. \r\n\r\nYou probably have a cushy job as some liberal arts college professor now, huh? What are you, a history teacher at Berkeley?\r\n\r\nI remember once when I was a little boy in a small Georgia town, it was the end of the month and my dad hadn't gotten paid yet. The cupboards were almost  completely bare except for a few cans of creamed corn and pack of rice. \r\n\r\nI overheard my mom praying to God that she'd somehow be able to feed her children because she didn't want us to know what it was like to have to go hungry. When I heard my mom praying that day, I was eleven years old and  it nearly brought me to tears.\r\n\r\nI went out to the shed and got my fishing pole and went down to the pond. I caught enough crappie and brim  that day to feed our whole family for three days.\r\n\r\nI don't have a graduate degree from a fancy college. I spent nearly a decade serving this country as an enlisted man in the armed forces. And during my time in the service I personally met THOUSANDS of Americans just like me, that were willing to sacrifice and overcome in the face of adversity for the greater good and at all costs.\r\n\r\nSomeone like you just doesn't strike me as being capable of understanding what something as immense as that is all about...","author":"Max","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-09 20:40:08","modified":"2003-12-09 20:40:08","fileurl":""},{"id":96807,"heading":"cornball","article":"Spare us the sob stories Max, they don't sound very credible. And for your information I have known what it is like to wonder where the next meal is coming from, especially during the Reagan Depression of the early 1980's, with double digit uemployment rates over much of the country. And I grew up in the tenements of the Jamaica Plain and Dorchester sections of Boston - go see the film Mystic River if you want to know what that  is like. Or read the book All Souls. And yes, I do have graduate degrees. I got them with scholarships and hard work, while you were watching Three's Company and sipping beer. ","author":"Meyer London","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-09 21:33:12","modified":"2003-12-09 21:33:12","fileurl":""},{"id":96811,"heading":"age","article":"People in their sixties were children in the 1940's, Max. In other words, they were at the mental age where you are now. Captain Midnight was on the radio even then, but you probably would have missed it because you would have been listening to Father Coughlin's pro-Nazi show. And I don't believe any of those stories that you are a regular visitor at Michael Jackson's Santa Barbara ranch. Michael would never stoop so low as to invite you.","author":"Meyer London","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-09 21:53:47","modified":"2003-12-09 21:53:47","fileurl":""},{"id":96814,"heading":"\u201cDoesn\u2019t sound credible\u201d","article":"Well there you have it  folks. My hard luck \u201ccornball sob story\u201d doesn\u2019t \u201csound credible\u201d to Professor London.\r\n\r\nA Retrospection into the Life of Meyer London (by Max): \r\n\r\nBorn and raised in the suburban ghettos of Boston. \r\n\r\nProduct of the Great Depression of the 1980\u2019s. \r\n\r\nWhile wallowing in poverty and joblessness, and starving to death, he managed to earn his various graduate degrees. \r\n\r\nAnd had it not been for his scholarly brilliance, studious nature, and all those scholarships earned through blood, sweat, and tears\u2026\r\n\r\nHe might have been forced to go out and get a real job, not making a career out of going to school.\r\n\r\nMy, oh my, doesn\u2019t a little earnest elbow grease get a blue collar man such a far way in America!\r\n\r\nBut look at where he is today: Bitter, vapid, with an affinity for Marxism!\r\n\r\nGod Bless America.\r\n","author":"Max","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-09 22:06:41","modified":"2013-11-11 00:27:55","fileurl":""},{"id":96818,"heading":"OneEyedMan","article":"Minnie: "Someone like you just doesn't strike me as being capable of understanding what something as immense as that is all about..."\r\n\r\n\r\n....yeah...immense crock of shit.....too immense to comprehend.....\r\n\r\n\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!","author":"KPC","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-09 22:27:24","modified":"2003-12-09 22:27:24","fileurl":""},{"id":96821,"heading":"The Crock","article":"The story sounds about as believable as Bush's tales of buried wmds in Iraq.","author":"Meyer London","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-09 22:40:56","modified":"2003-12-09 22:40:56","fileurl":""},{"id":96825,"heading":""Impressed by Meyer's degrees"","article":"Trust me, I'm not.\r\n\r\nUnlike Meyer "Marxist" London, I earned my degree one semester at the time over the span of eight years while serving my country through war and peace time operations and providing for my family.\r\n\r\nMeyer London, the self-serving lifelong career student  is a joke in my book.","author":"Max","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-09 22:51:59","modified":"2003-12-09 22:51:59","fileurl":""},{"id":96826,"heading":"one semester at a time","article":"You mean it took you eight years to earn your degree in Athletic Administration? I bet hat Bushadmirer got his degree in Marketing Panyhose in much less time than that -probably 7 years.","author":"Meyer London","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-09 23:07:05","modified":"2003-12-09 23:07:05","fileurl":""},{"id":96830,"heading":"He be un kollidge grajewate...","article":"Meyer London, with his numerous graduate degrees, still doesn't have a good grasp on spelling the tougher words though. Words like "that" and "pantyhose", a bit beyond him, or perhaps he just doesn't like the letter "t". \r\n\r\nOf course we won't mention his propension towards random capitalization.","author":"Max","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 00:17:04","modified":"2003-12-10 00:17:04","fileurl":""},{"id":96832,"heading":"leave it to the professional","article":"I will defer to you on any matters relating to pantyhose;  Bushadmirer has obviously gotten you a job in the industry. How's sales?","author":"Meyer London","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 00:20:27","modified":"2003-12-10 00:20:27","fileurl":""},{"id":96836,"heading":""how's sales"","article":"Pretty good, thanks for asking. There's been an upsurge in number of cross-dressing communists for some strange reason. \r\n\r\nBTW, we got your order for twelve cartons of nude colored "Legs" nylons and eight packages of "Hanes her way" panties. We threw in a boxes of panty liners for free because we know how you run through them.\r\n\r\nWe appreciate your business Meyer; your orders alone are putting our children through college.","author":"Max","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 00:49:23","modified":"2003-12-10 00:49:23","fileurl":""},{"id":96837,"heading":"Retrospective of the Life of Max","article":"1978 - forced to transfer to special high school for behavioral problems.\r\n1980 - washed out of Army training program for kitchen helpers\r\n1981 - injured elbow when he fell off a bar stool while intoxicated\r\n1983 - has his applications to join the Foreign Legion and the South African Mercenary Corps rejected after he fails psychological test\r\n1988- questioned by FBI agents after he shows up at a Jesse Jackson for President rally wearing a sheet and carrying a plastic M16\r\n1992 - has his application to join Boris Yeltsin's Anti-Leftist Interrogation Police rejected after border guards find a copy of My Glorious Plans for Russia by Adolf Hitler in his luggage\r\n1997- fired from his job as a security guard and anti-union goon at Ralph's Supermarkets after he is spotted taking upskirt  photos of customers for later sale on the internet\r\n2000- after several years of homelessness is hired by Bushadmirer as a pantyhose salesman\r\n2002 - becomes, at Bushadmirer's orders, a full-time troll on Indy Medi\r\n2003 - goes into seclusion after he is discovered making illegal death threats on the internet, still posts militia-style messages from the pay internet computer at his local laundrymat and from his mother's computer. Plans to let her take the rap if his IP number is traced.","author":"Meyer London","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 01:00:40","modified":"2003-12-10 01:00:40","fileurl":""},{"id":96839,"heading":""illegal death threats"","article":"Meyer London, the whacko that he is, still contends that I've made illegal death threats on the internet.\r\n\r\nWhat a WHACKO!","author":"Max","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 01:10:40","modified":"2003-12-10 01:10:40","fileurl":""},{"id":96841,"heading":"Can Meyer clarify something for us?","article":"If there are "illegal death threats on the internet" then what constitutes a legal death threat?\r\n\r\n","author":"Rational Normal Person","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 01:20:54","modified":"2003-12-10 01:20:54","fileurl":""},{"id":96842,"heading":"illegal, legal","article":"Vague threats to kill "communists" or "radicals" are legal in the sense that it is not possible to successfully prosecute someone for making them. Threats against individuals are clearly illegal - and can indeed mean a conviction and a jail sentence.","author":"Meyer London","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 01:29:33","modified":"2003-12-10 01:29:33","fileurl":""},{"id":96843,"heading":"Thanks!","article":"Glad we got that sorted out... so it is LEGAL to threaten to kill ALL the members of a group, organisation, race, religion or country. \r\n\r\nIt is ILLEGAL to name those individuals of the said group, organisation, race, religion or country and then threaten to kill them.\r\n\r\nWhat a fucked up world you live in Meyer London......","author":"Rational Normal Person","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 01:37:08","modified":"2003-12-10 01:37:08","fileurl":""},{"id":96844,"heading":"He must have had subway for lunch.","article":"I guess Meyer call Jared from the Subway commercials up for that last explanation on the differences between legal and illegal death threats. It sounds as if Jared was actually able to get through to Meyer, who now apparently understands that no actionable comments have yet been made on IMC. Good job Meyer!","author":"Max","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 01:41:08","modified":"2003-12-10 01:41:08","fileurl":""},{"id":96845,"heading":"It is a fine line we tread Max","article":"But we always walk on the right side of the law.\r\n\r\nUnlike the anarchists, who want to get rid of the "law" although they do have a weird habit of reporting violations of legal matters to law enforcement agencies................\r\n\r\nThe DIA and FBI must have got my number on "speed dial" lately.....\r\n\r\n**27 I think.....\r\n\r\nNormaly the conversation is "did you post (redacted) on (redacted)........."\r\n\r\nThe answer is usually "yep!!!" or "No, where is it so I can go laugh!!!"\r\n\r\n","author":"Rational Normal Person","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 01:50:01","modified":"2003-12-10 01:50:01","fileurl":""},{"id":96847,"heading":"So you mean...","article":"these so called anarchists actually called the cops and didn't get howled off the line??\r\n\r\nWhat a bunch of sissified pansy asses...","author":"Max","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 01:56:02","modified":"2003-12-10 01:56:02","fileurl":""},{"id":96848,"heading":"Yeah, they are a bunch of squealers.","article":"Currently there is a well known "anarchist" who is having his website "adjusted" by a person or persons unknown. \r\n\r\nHe is collecting data to discover who is "illegally" modifying his little world and then he is going to report it to the law enforcement agencies.\r\n\r\nSad but true........","author":"Rational Normal Person","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 02:06:16","modified":"2003-12-10 02:06:16","fileurl":""},{"id":96851,"heading":"Is that illegal?","article":"I wouldn't think that it was illegal to hack the website of an anarchist. I would think you'd get a medal for that. I'd think you might even get a phone call from George Bush for that.\r\n\r\nThat's just so typical. These little bellyaching pissants sit around here screaming "Fuck the pigs" etc. ad nauseam, and then, when they don't like the attention it get's 'em they call the cops.\r\n\r\nScrew 'em. Hack the prick, that's what I say...","author":"Max","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 02:16:12","modified":"2003-12-10 02:16:12","fileurl":""},{"id":96853,"heading":"The game must be played by the rules","article":"Americans have the constitutional right to say what they want where they want whether it is for or against the government and I respect that!!!\r\n\r\nAlso by the same token Americans have the right to say what they want and to edit what they want freely!!\r\n\r\nAdjusting someones website is just an expression of freedom of speech.....\r\n\r\nOr is it?","author":"Rational Normal Person","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 02:23:57","modified":"2003-12-10 02:23:57","fileurl":""},{"id":96854,"heading":"I think the Constitution...","article":"I think the Constitution doesn't apply to anarchists. They are, by definition, enemy combatants, subversives, fifth columnists, and insurgents. The founding fathers made absolutely no provisions for them. The should all be executed.\r\n\r\nAfter receiving a fair trial, of course.","author":"Max","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 02:29:57","modified":"2003-12-10 02:29:57","fileurl":""},{"id":96855,"heading":"They can't get a fair trial...","article":"anarchists have the right to be judged by their peers, i.e. other anarchists. \r\n\r\nand by definition anarchists won't serve on a jury....\r\n\r\nI don't advocate killing anarchists, I just want to cut off their welfare checks, and water, and electricity and let them die a horrible screaming icy death in this holiday season.\r\n\r\n:)","author":"Rational Normal Person","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 02:36:40","modified":"2003-12-10 02:36:40","fileurl":""},{"id":96856,"heading":"Heh heh heh.","article":"Merry fucking Christmas, anarchist pieces of trash!\r\n\r\nWell, dude. Just ride low on the radar this week, then come back next week and get your pre-Christmas anarchist bashing in when things cool off.\r\n\r\nRemember, you've only got about two more weeks of anarchist bashing days before Christmas!\r\n\r\nLater man! The football game is on...","author":"Max","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 02:42:35","modified":"2003-12-10 02:42:35","fileurl":""},{"id":96859,"heading":"10-4","article":":)\r\n\r\nLMAO","author":"RNP 0ut.","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 03:01:56","modified":"2003-12-10 03:01:56","fileurl":""},{"id":96905,"heading":"LOL","article":"ML, that's classic.\r\n\r\nI'm marvelling at how much time BA, nonanarchist0U812, fresca, and max spend on this site.  Their screeching denunciations of anarchists are pathetic.\r\n\r\nYou're just a bunch of angry assholes.","author":"more rational","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 09:17:59","modified":"2003-12-10 09:17:59","fileurl":""},{"id":96907,"heading":"Mad makes fun of the Madman","article":"thanx to max for spreading his love and intelligence .\r\n\r\nto Meyer: how much time do you have to wast with these idiots anyway?","author":"Sergio Leone","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 10:33:55","modified":"2003-12-10 10:33:55","fileurl":""},{"id":96937,"heading":"how much time?","article":"Not much - I just wasn't feeling well yesterday and didn't have the energy to do anything else. I guess I got carried away. There is a saying on the Pacifica Radio message boards - Don't Feed the Trolls. It is probably a good idea to follow it. I don't know why they think that anyone has turned them in to the cops - they would be under arrest now if that was the case. Unless they are  cops of some sort - a distinct possibility.","author":"Meyer London","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 20:13:40","modified":"2003-12-10 20:13:40","fileurl":""},{"id":96944,"heading":""turned them in to the cops"","article":"Meyer hasn't turned anyone into the cpos because he doesn't want to get laughed of  the telephone. Imagine that conversation:\r\n\r\nCOPS: "Hello? 911..."\r\nML: "Yes. I'd like to report  an illegal death threat."\r\nCOPS: "What was the nature of the incident?"\r\nML: "Well. I was on the internet ... an alternative media website run by anarchists ..."\r\nCOPS: "Excuse me? Did you say that  the webpage is run by anarchists??"\r\nML: "Yes. That's correct."\r\nCOPS: "I see. (chuckles) ... okay go ahead."\r\nML: Yes. Well. The guys name is Max.... although, I'm not cetain that's his real name.... honestly I'm not certain if he's even a guy...you see...it's an anonymous web forum.\r\nCOPS: "I see. (chuckles softly "hey larry, pick up line one. you gotta hear this...) ... okay go ahead."\r\nML: "Yes, well, this guy...er...individual...he said that he wanted to kill me."\r\nCOPS: "Oh really? Were those his exact words?"\r\nML: "Ummmm....well. No.... what he said was that he wanted to kill fascist nazis."\r\nCOPS: (CHORTLE!) "Yes, yes...and those were his exact words then?"\r\nML: "Ummmmm. No. Not exactly. I think it was that he wanted to see all fascist censoring nazis put to death, or something like that, after they were given a fair trial. But he was obviously talking about the indymedia editors."\r\nCOPS: "The who editors?"\r\nML: "Indymedia. They're the anarchists."\r\nCOPS: "So they're not he fascist censoring nazis then?"\r\nML: "Well yes...I'm mean no...not really...but Max...he was obviously implying that they were... I mean are...\r\nCOPS: "Sir, are you on any medications?"\r\nML: "No! Of course not! I fail to see what bearing that would have on my complaint! Now are you authortarian tools of the elite going to do you jobs and arrest that fascist for making illegal death threats or not????"\r\nCOPS: "Sir, do you know the difference between ILLEGAL death threats, and LEGAL death threats?"\r\nML: "How absurd! What kind of question is that?? You fucking pigs need to get off your fat doughnut eating asses and find this anonymous 'Max' who most probably works for the NSA or some other such COINTELPRO organization, and arrest him before he snaps!!!!!!!!!!!"\r\nCOPS: "Ummm. Yes sir.(Guffaw!!)  We're right on it. (Snicker).....","author":"Max","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-10 22:19:04","modified":"2003-12-10 22:19:04","fileurl":""},{"id":97049,"heading":"hee hee hee","article":"thats funy shit mang","author":"Lopez","parent_id":96786,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-12 20:39:25","modified":"2003-12-12 20:39:25","fileurl":""}]}