{"article":{"id":96033,"heading":"Congress proposes new American Flag","author":"nevercalm!","created":"2003-12-02 20:59:16","modified":"2005-08-15 01:48:49","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:48:49","article":"<p>nevercalm!<\/p>\n","contact":"contactATnevercalmDOTcom","link":"http:\/\/www.nevercalm.com","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/gif","summary":"Tom Delay has introduced a measure which will mandate the redesign of the American flag to more accurately reflect the current state of the United States and it's political and military alliances\/dependencies...","numcomment":2,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2003\/12\/american-flag.gif","filesize":"4.7 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2003\/12\/96033.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2003\/12\/american-flag.gif"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":96401,"heading":"you're a dumbass","article":"oh no!!! the US is controlled by the jews, ahhh!!!!!! shut the fuck up you dumbass! the US isn't controlled by the jews, go away","author":"acirema","parent_id":96033,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-06 02:07:59","modified":"2003-12-06 02:07:59","fileurl":""},{"id":96413,"heading":"The US is not controlled by Jews, the US is controlled by Israel.","article":"And Israel sucks.","author":"Correction","parent_id":96033,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-06 06:26:20","modified":"2003-12-06 06:26:20","fileurl":""}]}