{"article":{"id":95843,"heading":"THE $100 MILLION TURKEY","author":"CHUCKMAN","created":"2003-11-30 14:00:36","modified":"2005-08-15 01:48:40","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:48:40","article":"","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","summary":"PRESIDENT BANANA-BRAIN BLOWS A FORTUNE ON ANOTHER STUNT...","numcomment":4,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2003\/11\/chuckman_-_bush_-_iraq_-_speaking_to_troops_-__100_million_turkey.jpg","filesize":"45.8 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2003\/11\/95843.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2003\/11\/chuckman_-_bush_-_iraq_-_speaking_to_troops_-__100_million_turkey.jpg","small":"\/uploads\/2003\/11\/chuckman_-_bush_-_iraq_-_speaking_to_troops_-__100_million_turkey.jpgthumb.jpg"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":95845,"heading":"Witness the vapid leftwing...","article":"Is this the best propaganda that the American communists can muster?\r\n\r\nPathetic.\r\n\r\nLooking like another four years of solid leadership for the U.S.A.\r\n\r\nLooking like another four years of gimcrack whining from the leftists. ","author":"Max","parent_id":95843,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-30 15:17:32","modified":"2003-11-30 15:17:32","fileurl":""},{"id":95852,"heading":"photo (sh)op","article":"Okay, who airbrushed the strings away which allowed the arms and mouth to move?","author":"Sheepdog","parent_id":95843,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-30 16:41:36","modified":"2003-11-30 16:41:36","fileurl":""},{"id":95855,"heading":"Maxie is Pissed","article":"Because the Turkey Photo Shoot has backfired as big as the "Top Gun" Shoot where the Deserter tried to look like a REAL Pilot. LMAO","author":"Oh Darn!","parent_id":95843,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-30 16:57:05","modified":"2003-11-30 16:57:05","fileurl":""},{"id":95865,"heading":""backfired"","article":"Hee hee hee! Backfired! Yep, that's it! That's the ticket! Hee hee hee!\r\n\r\nSomebudy post another Paint Shopped Dubya 'toon...I'm gettin' bored...","author":"Max","parent_id":95843,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-30 21:12:49","modified":"2003-11-30 21:12:49","fileurl":""}]}