{"article":{"id":94413,"heading":"Chicken Hawk Down (cartoon)","author":"snarky~","created":"2003-11-15 22:12:35","modified":"2005-08-15 01:47:51","last_modified":"Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:47:51","article":"","contact":"","link":"","address":"","phone":"","parent_id":0,"mime_type":"image\/gif","summary":"appropriate for some of the commenters on this site...","numcomment":32,"fileurl":"\/uploads\/2003\/11\/chickenhawkdown.gif","filesize":"108.3 kibibytes","article_url":"\/news\/2003\/11\/94413.php","image":{"original":"\/uploads\/2003\/11\/chickenhawkdown.gif"}},"attachments":[],"comments":[{"id":94432,"heading":"This is terrible","article":"Publicly ridiculing Bushadmirer, Max and the rest of the boys. Now the other kids on the block are going to make fun of them.","author":"Meyer London","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-15 22:54:30","modified":"2003-11-15 22:54:30","fileurl":""},{"id":94435,"heading":"cartoon","article":"Sounds like all of us.  Man, you'd think we'd have lives or something.","author":"Sheepdog","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-15 23:00:26","modified":"2003-11-15 23:00:26","fileurl":""},{"id":94440,"heading":"hey dickweed","article":"Can't you EVEN find your own nick?\r\nThe subject of this cartoon reminds me of daveman.","author":"Sheepdog Prime","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-15 23:48:22","modified":"2003-11-15 23:48:22","fileurl":""},{"id":94444,"heading":"Daveman","article":"Is he the guy with carpal tunnel syndrome or the one who ran out of cheetos?","author":"Meyer London","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 00:09:34","modified":"2003-11-16 00:09:34","fileurl":""},{"id":94446,"heading":"OneEyedMan","article":"Jeez, I almost pissed myself from laughing..\r\n\r\n...so that is what Fido look like....\r\n\r\ntoo fuckin' funny for words!  I think the trolls...other than the dickless mimics..will stay away in droves...too close to the bone...especially the "ma" bit..","author":"KPC","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 00:16:39","modified":"2003-11-16 00:16:39","fileurl":""},{"id":94447,"heading":"daveman","article":"is the one with the BIG wife that 'allows' him to post all the time for\r\nentertainment. ","author":"Sheepdog","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 00:19:28","modified":"2003-11-16 00:19:28","fileurl":""},{"id":94449,"heading":"So tell me, Sheepdip Prime:","article":"How, exactly, are YOU effecting the world by being stupid on the internet?\r\n\r\nOther than serving as a bad example, that is...","author":"nonanarchist1918","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 00:27:23","modified":"2003-11-16 00:27:23","fileurl":""},{"id":94450,"heading":"so daveman","article":"just how BIG is your wife?  Do you need to roll her in flour?","author":"Sheepdog","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 00:30:27","modified":"2003-11-16 00:30:27","fileurl":""},{"id":94453,"heading":"OneEyedMan","article":"FIDO!  \r\n\r\nWhich one are you...the fat cheeto guy or the wrist-challenged?","author":"KPC","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 00:48:20","modified":"2003-11-16 00:48:20","fileurl":""},{"id":94454,"heading":"My wife...","article":"...is a beautiful woman, whom I've known for 24 years, and who has done me the singular honor of being my wife for 12 years.\r\n\r\nLet me give you some advice, Sheepie:  make sure the woman you marry is your best friend.\r\n\r\nAssuming you can even get a woman to talk to you, that is.","author":"nonanarchist1931","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 00:48:31","modified":"2003-11-16 00:48:31","fileurl":""},{"id":94456,"heading":"I can see that...","article":"...you do a lot of talking.  Come on, do you manly duties.  You married her I didn't.\r\nMy wife got used up, poor wasted brave little thing.  She tried, but couldn't keep up with the program.  I buried her under the oak tree she so dearly loved.  More to come in the Saga of Sheepdog.\r\n","author":"Sheepdog","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 00:54:17","modified":"2003-11-16 00:54:17","fileurl":""},{"id":94457,"heading":"OneEyedMan","article":"Maybe an honor for you but it must be HELL for her!\r\n\r\n\r\nPoor, poor woman...my heart goes out to her...and maybe other organs as well....","author":"KPC","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 00:55:17","modified":"2003-11-16 00:55:17","fileurl":""},{"id":94458,"heading":"Spoken like a pair...","article":"...of perennial losers at love.","author":"nonanarchist1952","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 00:58:41","modified":"2003-11-16 00:58:41","fileurl":""},{"id":94459,"heading":"And gee...","article":"...I can't imagine why.","author":"nonanarchist1956","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 00:59:34","modified":"2003-11-16 00:59:34","fileurl":""},{"id":94461,"heading":"my lovers","article":"I like two at a time with a standby for the first one who passes out.","author":"Sheepdog","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 01:06:22","modified":"2003-11-16 01:06:22","fileurl":""},{"id":94463,"heading":"They only get off the computer","article":"to watch the Jerry Springer Show or when their mothers tell them to go out and buy their own damned cheetos.","author":"Meyer London","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 01:09:33","modified":"2003-11-16 01:09:33","fileurl":""},{"id":94466,"heading":"Sheepie","article":"Yeah, I like to fly my own Lear jet to the Bahamas.\r\n\r\nUnfortunately, what we like sometimes has nothing to do with reality.\r\n\r\nI KNOW you can relate.","author":"nonanarchist2017","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 01:24:39","modified":"2003-11-16 01:24:39","fileurl":""},{"id":94468,"heading":"sorry daveman","article":"I've got some serious 'work' to do.  Don't keep whats her name alone too long.  Ha Ha.  ","author":"Sheepdog","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 01:28:29","modified":"2003-11-16 01:28:29","fileurl":""},{"id":94470,"heading":"If you look at it as "work"...","article":"...you're not doing it right.","author":"nonanarchist2031","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 01:38:22","modified":"2003-11-16 01:38:22","fileurl":""},{"id":94471,"heading":"KPC are YOU STILL ON THE INTERNET?","article":"I logged on this morning: KPC was here spewing\r\n\r\nI logged on after lunch: KPC was here spewing\r\n\r\nI logged on after work: still he was spewing\r\n\r\nI just got done with dinner and thought I'd check in: Guess what?? Yep, still spewing\r\n\r\nGet some fucking help for that OCD, KPC!","author":"observer","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 01:39:48","modified":"2003-11-16 01:39:48","fileurl":""},{"id":94479,"heading":"Very good cartoon!! LMAO!!","article":"Reminds me of all the anarchists planning the coming revolution.  \r\n\r\nThe struggle continues, with or without Cheetos.","author":"Barney","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 03:05:03","modified":"2003-11-16 03:05:03","fileurl":""},{"id":94480,"heading":"Perfect Cartoon","article":"IMC is the blog and sheepdog, kpc and the rest of the left-wing idots are the ones on here 24\/7\/365\/forever doing their best to defend her.","author":"yes","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 03:09:59","modified":"2003-11-16 03:09:59","fileurl":""},{"id":94483,"heading":"OneEyedMan","article":"BTW, I'm the cheeto, and a stale on at that.","author":"KPC","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 03:17:35","modified":"2003-11-16 03:17:35","fileurl":""},{"id":94484,"heading":"The other side of the coin:","article":"Type of Chicken    Stance on War\t    Definition\t\r\nChicken Hawk\t    For\t              Someone who supports the war but has never served in the military\t\r\nChicken Baby\t   Against\t               Someone who opposes the war but has always lived in a democracy protected by the military\r\n\r\nFrom http:\/\/tommcmahon.net\/","author":"nonanarchist2213","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 03:19:30","modified":"2003-11-16 03:19:30","fileurl":""},{"id":94486,"heading":"OneEyedMan","article":"I failed to mention that my husband is coming home tonight.  I'll suck his dick and he'll suck mine, and then we'll both ram our short cocks into each others ass.  Women aren't my thing.","author":"KPC","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 03:19:51","modified":"2003-11-16 03:19:51","fileurl":""},{"id":94487,"heading":"my lover","article":"As I mentioned I like two at a time.  Tonight it's a golden lab and a poodle.","author":"Sheepdog","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 03:21:16","modified":"2003-11-16 03:21:16","fileurl":""},{"id":94488,"heading":"Cheetos","article":"Who am I to talk.  I'm on here all the time blathering on about marxism.  It was a failure.  I'm a failure.  That's why me and marxism go hand-in-hand.  Somebody kill me.","author":"Meyer London","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 03:23:02","modified":"2003-11-16 03:23:02","fileurl":""},{"id":94493,"heading":"hahahahaha","article":"thats funny shit mang","author":"hardyha","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-16 03:59:44","modified":"2003-11-16 03:59:44","fileurl":""},{"id":94682,"heading":"flattering","article":"       I'm flattered that the right-wing numbskulls like to use my name. It proves that  I must be doing something right. They have to let off a little steam because the grocery workers's strike has disrupted their flow of cheetos. Some of them whine for hours before their mothers agree to drive miles out of their way to find a Ralph's where they can get some. Next thing you know, ungrateful "writers" at Maxim and Soldier of Fortune will be going on strike. How will our boys handle it?  If Rush Limbaugh wasn't coming back on the air they would be totally at sea. Come to think of it, they are totally at sea anyway.","author":"Meyer London","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-17 22:36:19","modified":"2003-11-17 22:36:19","fileurl":""},{"id":94808,"heading":"this is the best thread ever","article":"Keep on fighting, chickens.","author":"more rational","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-19 03:33:57","modified":"2003-11-19 03:33:57","fileurl":""},{"id":94840,"heading":"If I had a dick","article":"I'd piss like a hose on all of you blathering idiots. Thanks for making this site completely devoid of intellegent discussion folks.\r\nLeft, right or center, you all look dumb on this posting. It's real nice for outsiders from other Indymedia sites to come see how grown up you all are.\r\nReally, I had thought better of the Moderators than to think of this bullshit as relevant media.\r\nAlthough the cartoon had a lot of merit.","author":"mymicz","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-11-19 17:47:06","modified":"2003-11-19 17:47:06","fileurl":""},{"id":96987,"heading":"Tom Tomorrow is Clearly A Bin Laden Supporter","article":"The left wing anti war bloggers outnumber the right wing pro war  bloggers about 1000 to one.  So is it not a little duplicitous for Tom to pick on the pro war people?\r\n\r\nBy the way , for you people who did not serve, a "Chickenhawk" is a helicopter pilot from the Vietnam era, who had to fly into combat zones and evacuate people. Since the helicopters were not heavily armored these guys took a lot of casualties. There is an excellent book by the same title.\r\n\r\nThat the term has been perverted by various anti war types and anti Semites like Pat Buchanan and the ignoramuses on IMC - doesn't mean shit. Except when you use it this way you are exposing yourself for the sick fucked up person you are, one of these people who preaches socialism and practices exploitation like the LA Weekly Crowd. Do you ever stop to think that the LA Weekly survives on ads from women who are on the margins and forced to live as prostitutes, massage girls, escorts, and that the LA Weekly gets most of its revenue from promoting them? And that a lot of them are not even who they say they are....they post photos of famous porno actresses and then rip off the suckers who call...so the LA Weekly is participating in two types of exploitation, white slavery, and deceptive advertising. Anyway the LA Weekly began by using lots of interns who were never paid a fucking dime and ruthlessly exploited and Charles Bukowski who was a columnist for them at the time wrote a very funny story about this. He also wrote a good story called something like "Like a Viet Cong Flag" which some of you anti Americans should read.\r\n\r\nWe have free speech here but we do not have the right to SEDITIOUS SPEECH and too many people are crossing the line - hyperbole becomes lies, the lies are repeated, the lies become the gospel of the left, and the left looks stupider and more hypocritical every day. Tom Tomorrow may have been funny once, now he is no better than Johnny Jihad. Maybe he can share a cell with John and a tube of ky jelly.","author":"Eat Granola","parent_id":94413,"mime_type":"text\/plain","created":"2003-12-12 03:43:21","modified":"2003-12-12 03:43:21","fileurl":""}]}